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Here’s the thing about the tariffs: there will be no “short term pain”. Only long term. Every time a company realizes they can get away with charging you extra they don’t ever lower the price again. They just gouge. Whatever price hikes there are will be here for good.

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And conservatives I know will praise Trump for avoiding a trade war

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Fellas, you ever look at yourself in the shower and think to yourself "god that's an ugly dick"?

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They literally and figuratively asked Ukrained "well what were you wearing?"

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Our plan for a Republican-controlled government? Cut healthcare to Appalachian children and give Beyoncé a tax cut.

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This woman I was seeing told me on our first date that she once danced on Joseph McCarthy's grave. In retrospect I think I was in love with her.

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Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals. The pro-life party: This is an outrage! RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio. The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!

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Tragic incident today: the pot and kettle have exploded.

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This was posted by the President of the United States of America at midnight last night. It was part of an Ai generated music video celebrating his idea of killing everyone in Gaza then building casinos with gold statues of himself. I’m serious.

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I don't have high expectations as a NASCAR fan, but Clint Bowyer was absolutely pathetic dick riding Donald Trump today

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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

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If George Soros held an Oval Office press conference explaining his plans for the Biden administration and then the State Department awarded a nine figure contract to the Open Society Foundations then Washington D.C. would’ve consisted of mostly ash and blood within 72 hours.

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Who are you rooting for to win the Super Bowl? The Kansas City Chiefs or the Philadelphia Eagles? I am supporting Jill Stein to become Super Bowl champion. She is not part of the NFL UNIPARTY, and if she can get 5% of rushing yards the green party will get increased funding in the 2028 NFL playoffs

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Mental illness is when trash bag, but girlfriend fix it

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It’s funny how people are talking about how we’ll get them “next Election Day” like next Election Day will definitely happen.

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I think yacht rock kinda sucks, actually

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It's been a shit week but I just sang Against Me! at karaoke night. We do what we do to get by

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Nobody has ever made me happier or sadder than Robin Williams

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Meat Loaf is Bruce Springsteen for theater kids

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Weird that the Biden administration hasn't used the weather control operations that Marjorie Taylor Greene said it deployed to flood western North Carolina in order to put out the fires in California.

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There's an alternate universe where Chicago drafted Mahomes, wasted him, and I don't have to live with the Cheifs being New England 2.0

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Cold take but John Lyden is a cunt

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I'm watching the Sopranos again and I would totally let Gloria Trillo ruin my life

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There's nothing cool about Sid Vicious

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There are as many squirrels as humans in the U.S., and the average lifespan of a squirrel is 5 years. Where are all the dead squirrels?

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Disgusted with how many of you have said he’s sexy. What he did was a felony. Just cause someone is rich doesn’t mean a crime can be done to rebalance society. Stop glorifying this vigilante as a folk hero. Children are watching. Sure, his fuck me eyes and smile make your core go molten BUT… 1/17

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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

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as a fun moral question can anyone explain to me an ethical difference between being an insurance company CEO and firing a gun blindly into a crowd

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What murrddaaa??

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Credit to Alex Peter on TikTok

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I can't wait for Chappell Roan's co-headlining tour with Strung Out

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You can just say stuff online

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I'm not an expert in geopolitics and am certainly not familiar with South Korean politics, but I'm gonna throw a little hot take out there: I'm starting to think maybe what I'm reading is not great and a little scary

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The pay is good but it will get me the nicest walker money can buy in a few years.

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November is wild for me. This week, I celebrated 19 years in this industry and I was 19 when I started. Kids, learn a trade. Be a welder, an electrician, a plumber. Hell, Be a truck driver like I am. Just don't deliver food and/or beverage like I do. I limp worse than my 78 year old father.

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Indy Cars are fucking cool as fuck. I hope that series catches on in popularity one of these days.

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Sleep paralysis episodes since 2014: 0 Sleep paralysis episodes last night: 2 within minutes of each other

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Matt Ebberf... Ebarf... Not-gonna-work-here-anymore

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Apparently this year I'm most thankful for sleeping through the Bears game yesterday

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