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shitpostsexememe.bsky.social

I created and posted some memes and shorts stories times about my experience with sex, masturbating and social interaction about that. I'm a fucking fat ugly virgin bisexual guy, but that's my power for create memes

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My progression curve for the sex thing is completely fucked, generally the people start with kissing, little touching and fuck, for me. No me, i kisse 4 girl in my entire life, and this year i discover a BDSM club, i make some friends and I slap the ass of a transvestite with my belt, it was nice

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I'm back ! Mmh, nobody cares

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Hangry man: I'll fuck Me with the ability to furnish an apartment in my ass: try me bitch

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I remove her panties slowly, see a dick Her: sorry, I can't tell you befo... Me: what a great surprise...

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Me in my first time: Her: you're alright? Me: yes, sorry I'm little bit stressed In my head: for my ancestors

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This year is gonna be my 27th streak alone for the valentine day, three more years and I unlock the nuke, to be able to reshuffle the cards of life

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It's a standardized unit of measurement in the sci-fi community. 🔁 70 ♥️ 350 --- Bex measuring girth bonus illustration available to Patreons.

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Friends: my type of girl is blonde, short, shy. And you ? Me? She can make me feel my ass look like Verdun in 1916

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My progression curve for the sex thing is completely fucked, generally the people start with kissing, little touching and fuck, for me. No me, i kisse 4 girl in my entire life, and this year i discover a BDSM club, i make some friends and I slap the ass of a transvestite with my belt, it was nice

I'm back ! Mmh, nobody cares

Hangry man: I'll fuck Me with the ability to furnish an apartment in my ass: try me bitch

I remove her panties slowly, see a dick Her: sorry, I can't tell you befo... Me: what a great surprise...

Me in my first time: Her: you're alright? Me: yes, sorry I'm little bit stressed In my head: for my ancestors

This year is gonna be my 27th streak alone for the valentine day, three more years and I unlock the nuke, to be able to reshuffle the cards of life

It's a standardized unit of measurement in the sci-fi community. 🔁 70 ♥️ 350 --- Bex measuring girth bonus illustration available to Patreons.

Friends: my type of girl is blonde, short, shy. And you ? Me? She can make me feel my ass look like Verdun in 1916

Everybody: you see, you're gonna find the love at the time you don't wait Me: say that again, just to see

Me on the day I receive the Alla legendary from @nothosaurtoys.bsky.social

Every man after I talk about my kink of urethral sounding: ARGL