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shixa.bsky.social
💋 pretty girl 🚫 fuck israel 📍 chicago come 2 nola bar on 2/28 for my show 🍷 cabaretsauvignonchi.eventbrite.com
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i hope that this is how i appear to you in your dreams and fantasies

performing A&W as this bitch

relationships are not hard all you need to do is commit to a month-long joint John Early/Toni Collette Movie and TV marathon and make good food and let each other talk over it

FRIDAY ‼️ NOLA ‼️ DOORS 6:30 ‼️ SHOW 7:00 ‼️ @bettytheft.bsky.social ‼️ KATY ON KEYS ‼️ ME ‼️ LET’S GO ‼️ 🤡🍷 CABARET SAUVIGNON 🍷🤡 🎟️: cabaretsauvignonchi.eventbrite.com

“one year post-op workout thirst trap” is an excellent tongue twister/vocal warm up

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god-tier lana track of all time, a certified hit/bop/jam, argue with your mother

perfect new weed container ✅ acquired

it’s over 50 degrees today so of course i broke out the american apparel denim short shorts and by the looks from my neighbors you would think i had shot a dog in the street

i’m gonna take… mine of you with me… like rocky mountain high! the way john denver sings!

gender neutral gena alignment chart

FRIDAY ‼️ NOLA ‼️ DOORS 6:30 ‼️ SHOW 7:00 ‼️ @bettytheft.bsky.social ‼️ KATY ON KEYS ‼️ ME ‼️ LET’S GO ‼️ 🤡🍷 CABARET SAUVIGNON 🍷🤡 🎟️: cabaretsauvignonchi.eventbrite.com

it’s all about cleanser/retinol/moisturizer @ night water/vitamin c product of your choice/mosturizer/spf in the morning and like, not worrying about it too much it’s all about that

new single from lady gaga’s mayhem just leaked!!!

❤️‍🩹 RIP Roberta

i would fuck the DARE lion given the chance

cleaning a bong is no job for a woman

stop the presses! new top celsius flavor ranking 1. Raspberry Peach 2. Oasis Vibe 3. Apple Fuji Pear 4. Kiwi Guava 5. Cola

now i’m thinking about HER 😩😩😩

thinking about Her…

these were left over from my ig sale yesterday and are cheaper now ooh ahh!

NEXT FRIDAY 🚬 whoever decided to let me and @shixa.bsky.social on a mic together is gonna learn to regret it- COME THRUUUUU 🍷✨ tix: cabaretsauvignonchi.eventbrite.com

this bowl cut is still for sale btw 👀

id like to give her a soft kiss

TORE 💙 in a loaf by me :)

she was talking her white woman shit so baddddd here that’s muvva (british mother)

my favorite part of bluesky is when i just use it to publicly text betty

me and halsey really are the same huh. lightskin. bad hair. can’t write a song. ill (mentally!). never did anything wrong.

marina is gone. gaga is gone. jlo is gone. selena is gone. madonna is gone :( but me? halsey? i’m still biracial

i have actually yet to listen to abracadabra all the way through but ive read the lyrics and im just making up my own melody and believing that’s how the song goes and it makes me happier :)