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shmeppy.bsky.social
Assoc Prof of modernism, film, sound studies, and shitposting. Pigma Micron loyalist, chess amateur, donkey lover, interloping Portlander, despairing Broncos fan. Remind me to do alt text if I forget! The slotted spoon can catch the potato. 🥔
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has anyone tried this

today's listening, probably also tomorrow's

Happy birthday to Tracy Jordan

like why would they zoom in like that 😭 #ncaawbb #wcbb

stop crapping on Brahms and crap on this instead www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOEW...

“Oh yeah? I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You, stupid.”

I told OPM what I did last week

No time like now to join the AAUP! Just this decision alone makes your dues worth every penny.

join a union

the "Johnny Appleseed" song reminds me of Götterdämmerung, no questions at this time www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Ir...

“These, our sped ancestry, Lie here embraced by deeper death than we; Nor shape nor thought of theirs can you descry With keenest backward eye." (Thomas Ball-so-Hardy)

who was the first person to think "hmm, this is a cod, and this cod has an oily liver, what if..."

No one asked where I stand on the Brahms affair but just in case

having severe brain fog and don't really know what to do about it. tested negative for COVID, at least!

here's what's happening in our neck of the woods psuaaup.net/blog/entry/p...

lmao, jesus

my dream is to post a skeet so funny that people lift me up like the "¿por qué no los dos?" girl

people say I'm the life of the bluesky 'cause I post a meme or two

a remake of the Seinfeld Chinese Restaurant episode except they're on the way to see a screening of THE ROOM

An ectopic pregnancy can never become a child! This is heinous.

Important announcement www.tiktok.com/@asseenontvs...

Don't Forget!!

new nemesis just dropped

i don't think it would be possible for me to direct a movie and not have "Into the Great Wide Open" playing over the final credits

What’s a home without shmeppy’s hilarious skeets Incompletes

Hey are you eduroam Because you don’t work

necro wafers

My birthday is coming up soon! youtu.be/AKYuqbTOY2k

My dog is giving me the guilty eyes and I can’t figure out what he did. Going to have to launch an investigation.

This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.

Don't Stop Thinking about Sbarro's