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shmike.bsky.social
wario in the sheets 😳 waluigi in the skeets 👇😏👇 dunkin donuts she my everything ┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪
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i might be in love with the girl at my taco bell drive thru

submitted 175 days ago • 2 comments

horse: these pants fit me perfectly sales clerk: very good sir horse: *quietly* I’ll need two pairs sales clerk: *discretely* of course

submitted 232 days ago • 2 comments

i wish i were a cat 🥹 so i could lick 👅 ma balls 👇👇 repost if you agree!!!

submitted 212 days ago • 4 comments

birthday money came in who's tryna get fucked up at Barnes and Noble

submitted 215 days ago • 1 comment

reskeeting this for my 100th post! Live, Laugh, Love!!!!!!!!!

submitted 230 days ago • 2 comments

just ate chipotle. really bad poops rn. yuck. 😎😎😎

submitted 232 days ago • 1 comment

@t6e.bsky.social im sorry for calling you parasocial in one of my skeets. that was mean of me.

submitted 236 days ago • 1 comment

@akatheskye.bsky.social u are fart-sighted. hehe (like far sighted)

submitted 237 days ago • 3 comments

im so excited for the election i think I'm gonna pee 😣

submitted 237 days ago • 4 comments

me and who (please Diane Keaton please Diane Keaton please Diane Keaton)

submitted 238 days ago • 1 comment

eevee holds juice

submitted 239 days ago • 10 comments

im a slut for birthday wishes

submitted 239 days ago • 2 comments

had to explain "aura maxxing" to my supervisor in terms of "swag". i was born in the wrong generation

submitted 240 days ago • 1 comment

everyones invited but you have to bring a gift

submitted 240 days ago • 3 comments

call of duty?!?! more like... balls and coochie follow 4 more post skeet

submitted 242 days ago • 4 comments