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shmtann.bsky.social
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KAMALA HARRIS: you didn't just fall out of a coconut tree... MEDIAN SWING VOTER: yes I fucking did how dare you

Underrated aspect of the Chris Kluwe video is him wearing a Tecmo Bowl hoodie

really seems like these people who want canada as the 51st state haven’t done even the slightest research into Quebec and Quebecois Nationalism and how tough those bastards are. no American would stand a chance up there

I keep seeing "Why aren't the Americans striking" and "Because our healthcare is tied to our jobs" and it never gets less true or less depressing

I can’t get over the fact that the GOP’s base is filled with people who honest to god believe in the possibility of an antichrist and yet nothing about these guys trips their radar.

“a bird in the hand is worth..” — let me stop you there. comparison is the thief of joy. enjoy your bird

“Balatro Guy was able to do it in a basement with a laptop!”

Alternate Timeline @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov

AOC has them sputtering mad because she’s educating people on constitutional rights. You don’t see them freaking out at Jeffries for talking about egg prices.

I do not believe in any tech product where the devs want us to view it with some form of religious awe, a divine gift redefining human experience and bequeathing knowledge unto us humble land apes. I believe in a tech product where the devs are like “this is handy for planning breakfasts”

looks like shit. doesn’t he have more money than god? this is the best you got?

Ratatouille but it's world war 1 and the rats are all incredibly skilled marksmen and the humans they ride as steeds are merely cannon fodder for sniper duels between them

It should not be considered “radical” to care about other people. It is not “extreme” to be angry at those who vocally do not.

Beans in chili are woke. What a great bit

Problem with the US right is that it’s full of Calvinists who will literally twist the parables about the Good Samaritan and the Sheep and the Goats into proof that God loves capitalists. It’s some real Cirque du Soleil shit.

This is a fun idea If you see this, post four of your favorite games

hip

Bro's about to cast Meteor on Golbez despite not having enough MP

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

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Now more than ever.

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The government asked people to make sacrifices to help each other in an extraordinary circumstance and it completely broke some people

Mario swearing. Taken from the LP soundtrack to the terrible Super Mario Bros: The Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach! anime.

I bet you could take him

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

We're about six days away from one of them learning the word "parasocial" and deploying it incorrectly to block all criticism.

pretty sure i heard it’s legal for any federal employee to take any member of the doge team and pull their underwear up over the head. don’t quote me on that, i need sources

very funny if at the end of everything Mormons were the “correct” religion

Ever think about how most all the big political actors and dictators of the 20th century personally experienced the horrors of war and bloodshed? Meanwhile, we’re watching a U.S. coup carried out by men who have lived lives softer than that of your average inbred French Bulldog in a sweater.

This is absolutely correct and been saying a version of this for a while: