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Bukayo Saka on Instagram 😂😂

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Considering Arsenal are 5-1 up in the 50th minute, I'm still pretty nervous.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

HALE END FC!

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Nwaneri is a baller. 2-0 Arsenal

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

TIMBER!

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Why did that dickhead have to miss?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You know, I love the Americans. Beautiful people. But I am really feeling a deep sense of longing towards my European brothers and sisters.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I'm tired boss.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Tomorrow in the NYT: I voted for Donald Trump because I hate the people he hates and wanted to see them suffer. Now that I am suffering, why can’t you find it in your heart to be sympathetic? RUDE

submitted 12 days ago • 57 comments

I watched '89 last night and it was much more enjoyable than this.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Arsenal look tired

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

FFS not another injury

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Don't worry guys, we'll score 4 in the second half.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

submitted 30 days ago • 605 comments

Suspect Erling Haaland may now be aware of who Myles Lewis-Skelly is

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

John Stones 😭💉💉💉

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Ahahahahahahahaha!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

An entire stadium of 60,000 joined as one, happily singing: “Stay humble you cunt. Stay humble you cunt. Erling Haaland. Stay humble you cunt.”

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

He's so shit.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ETHAN NWANERI TAKE A BOW!

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Just like the Preston one, as soon as he got into that position I was certain he was scoring. Lovely finish from Nwaneri, trademark.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

2-1, NWANERI! What a finish from outside the box. A goal on his debut in the Champions League.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Ridiculous, audacious, delicious goal from Nwaneri.

submitted 34 days ago • 14 comments

Saka-esque. What a goal by Nwaneri.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I kind of want to see what's going on with the Villa Celtic match

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Neto has not had a great debut.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Sterling is such a blunt tool.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Get in. Fuck Michael Oliver to Kingdom Come.

submitted 39 days ago • 53 comments

Easy. Next. Fuck. You. Michael. Oliver.

submitted 39 days ago • 7 comments

I'd just like to take this opportunity to say Fuck Michael Oliver and PGMOL. Guys I'm only 10 minutes up the road from Stockley Park... Just saying.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

My neighbours car alarm is going off and I'm so happy about it, honestly.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments