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He/Him. Ex-Semi Professional Gamer and Bad Streamer. Former USN Officer. Unapologetic Dem. Proud Father. Dog Dad. Madly in love. Boston Sports Fan. Aspiring Ghostbuster, find me in Jurassic Park, next to the Mallrats. 🚫 DMs 🚫 MAGA Twitch.tv/ShoelessJym
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Your morning dose of something besides politics, because, ya know, we all need a break... T123A "Stanley" showing his impressive size before landing a belly flop. It hurts for us to do belly flops. What does that feel like for a whale!? πŸ€”πŸ˜… #orca #wildlifephotography #naturephotography #killerwhale

this apocalypse needs a soundtrack

Truth.

It was, and I quote, "spectacular".

One month in office and we are now facing two pandemics again, this ass clown is batting .1000

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Good morning Skywalkers! Happy Sunday. Sadly no more football for the season, but if you're like me, then, hey, it's Combine week, woohoo, football never ends! Hope you all have a great day and see the brighter side of life. Cheers 🍻

PSA: In Massachusetts, you might see a speed limit sign saying 55 or 65 on the highway, this really means 79. Anything over that and the Stateys are going to have their way with you. Good luck. Today I had to dodge cars, projectile ice and an airborne 200 gallon water tank. 12/10 driving skills.

Lake Champlain, VT

Thank you all πŸ™

We're in the Mont, today.

πŸ›‘ Repost with a pic of your sign πŸ›‘

20 Feb 2025

Fuck em, be fabulous today.

My best investment advice

Post a female character that you love

Fuck em, be fabulous today.

Good morning Skywalkers! Happy Friday. Sorry for my absence, been dealing with some personal stuff, but feeling better and ready to get this train rolling again. Let's kick it off with a fucking good weekend! Cheers 🍻

Good morning Skywalkers! It's Tuesday after Presidents Day. The day we look back and honor the great presidents of the past, and wonder what the fuck the MAGAs are smoking to pick this fucking joke. Better start drinking now if I'm ever going to wrap my head around it. Cheers 🍻

We now resume our regularly scheduled fuckery. *PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED*

I’m not sure how many donuts it takes to be in a better mood, so far it’s not 9.

It was called Gulf of Mexico for a reason. Mexico En 1794. #HistoryMatters

I had this actual wallet...

Badum-tssssss! 😁😁😁

The dog park was one giant sheet of ice, like Hoth in Star Wars except a million times more dangerous and with puppies.

your self love must be stronger than your desire to be loved

Good morning Skywalkers! Happy Saturday. Weekends for me, mean time with the ones I love, dog parks and adulting,like getting groceries, but looking forward to every second of it. Hope you all have a great 3 day weekend. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but if you do, name it after me. Cheers 🍻

Nothing more romantic than sharing an egg roll.

Cooking is my love language.

That's not fair, she can't be upset and feisty, and not wearing a bra.

Seriously, there are people having way worse days.

Good morning Skywalkers! Happy Valentine's Day. Hope today you can remember the reasons for your special connections with your person. Times can get hard, and often we forget about what we have. Have a great day everyone. Go fall in love again. Cheers 🍻

fell in love with you, and I'm not sorry about it