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submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

if this post hits 3 likes I'll show Him to you

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

shower zombified hamburglar

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

just watched a kid run down each isle in the QT and yell "CLEAR". at the end he called in for the bomb squad, so I think I dodged a bullet there.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

I'm on see fudge diet. see fudge and then I eat it (fudge fiend 👹)

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

generational piss

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

just woke from a dream that was a fake Vinny stream. he was playing bootleg Pikachu game, flubbed an important shot and said "whoops I mains-fired"

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Return to Epic

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

i had a dream last night that I was recording a podcast with Mac DeMarco in my shed. he took it seriously but i was just trying to trick him into saying "skibidi toilet" the whole time.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

the swamp ass is crazy today. it's not hot or anything today but I did see a woman

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

@niccnucc.bsky.social causing a fucking scene in the mellow mushroom

submitted 64 days ago • 3 comments

drake found dead in burger king bathroom

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I'm on a sea world diet I see world and. then I eat it like a GOD AMONG MEN!!!!!!

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

they thought I had Asperger's but it TURNS OUT i actually have Ascheeseburger's I'm on another level...

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments

microdosing dolphin jelly

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

do you think noah saw the elephants and said "erm,,,, were gonna need a bigger boat!"

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

my shit like a shamwow it's crazy

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

people talk about "looking for a needle in haystack," but i feel like that would take a long time. needles are small and easy to lose even in the best of circumstances. if one were hidden in a haystack, it seems you'd have to painstakingly sift through every last piece of hay to find it. what a pain

submitted 88 days ago • 64 comments

I've been good give me estrogen

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

just found out who produced "mice band" by danny dwyer

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

filing for unemployment while i'm at work because I deserve it

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

i'm on a senile diet i see niel and... lets jujst say... i eat it

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

closed caption funeral

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

hate the episode where where the octopus looses fingernail

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

you suck dick against the grain?

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

from my email convo with joe:

submitted 124 days ago • 2 comments

hog tuah swine on that thing 😂 in other news i have expedited the divorce

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Album parody drawing

submitted 136 days ago • 3 comments