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so close to 4 day weekend… please let today and tomorrow go by fast…

tinned fishing #art

I know most of you who follow me are aware of BDS, but I also know a few of you who have bought Doom or are on Game Pass etc and I’d really like you to consider stopping giving MS your money as much as possible. BDS is provoking a response. It matters.

Why is the Pride jersey the only one without sleeves… I can’t be gay and have sleeves???

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Help, we’re 14 min in and have already drank so much

I like it ever so much when you're cheerful, Sora. #KingdomHearts #Sora #HorseyDoodles

Slots for May are up and will stay open until the 19th! If you'd like more info or you'd like a slot, you can check out my Vgen! vgen.co/Horseydoodles

got to feel like a princess this weekend with a prince charming 🥹💕 Can’t wait to have our full wedding next year

Hasan did nothing wrong but please, please do not talk to the Feds the way he did. Please. You might have to stay longer but they are going to try and use whatever you say against you. Stay silent, say you won't speak without an attorney etc. Shut the fuck up Friday applies to streamers!

bacteriophages are so scary looking. like why do they look like so evil?? like i know they’re bad but im so surprised nature made them look so bad!!!

literally having a meltdown about my wedding and my mom is asking me to contact Amazon about her return

Today has felt like this

we were robbed of woke Filipino pope

ahh the love and support of friends… what’s better than that?

welcome back to the grind fellas

oh my god I think I’m having a “reality shifter moment” cause I feel like I’m going crazy

tbh I'm still reeling from the Polygon news but I must do the responsible internet thing, and say: If you're going to miss the kind of video essays Polygon was known for, consider watching and following my work www.youtube.com/@the_jenna Some recent bangers:

just saw a tiktok about standing seats on an airplane and thought it was a joke but no, here we are

I know I already posted about this but I love the renaissance faire. It’s so fun to just play adult dress up and get drunk. Everyone’s just around to vibe and be silly. Also just love building on my outfit each year. I made my pauldron last year and wanna keep improving it.

Hire me @redbull.com

had a sack of potatoes go bad and I have never smelled anything so foul in my entire life. Like I would have rather it smelled like diarrhea

Seeing comments on my unions strike of ignorant people saying that because we have jobs we shouldn’t be complaining and saying shit like “they should be helping sick people.” WE DO. THIS UNION IS FULL OF SOCIAL WORKERS AND NURSES. During the pandemic when the whole world stopped, WE DIDNT

Went to my fitting for my cambodian bridal clothing and the fat shaming from my mom could have been worse so I’ll take that as a win

Back in 1970, Reagan advisor Roger A. Freeman set this in motion, saying, “We are in danger of producing an educated proletariat. … That’s dynamite! We have to be selective on who we allow [to go to college].” theintercept.com/2022/08/25/s...

A "very good friend" of John Lithgow with a trans child sent him a letter asking him to step away from the project. When asked if it made him reconsider the role, Lithgow said, “Oh, heavens no.” John Lithgow is not a good friend. He's no friend at all. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

I LOVE THE REN FAIRE. WE BOUGHT A WEDDING SWORD

ICE can enter anyone’s home, and abduct and deport them to a foreign prison indefinitely because the DOJ says they can ignore the 4th, 5th and 15th amendments. If there’s no due process or protections against illegal search and seizures, none of us are safe.

@dropout.tv PLEASE YOU CAN MAKE “Make Some Noise” A BOARD GAME!!!

Urgently hitting up every stranger who ever screenshotted your NFT to mock you in the thin hope that one of them still has it in their camera roll.

Me during my vaginal ultrasound (I did not actually fart but was so scared I would)

extremely shameless doing this during the boycott lmao dont fall for it