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35 She/her Queer AF Hug More Trees 🌲 Eat the Rich Reconstructing/deconstructing Growing up is the worst Witchy vibes 🪨 I hide from reality in hockey smut 🤘🏻 🍃🍃 Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me? I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones
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I like this one a lot 😂😂

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Sending so much love to everyone having a rough day. Father’s Day can be so hard. Crash out. Yell. Cry. Grieve. Whatever you have to do to make it through. Today will end and tomorrow will start fresh. That I can promise. 🧡🫶🏻🧡

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I don’t remember being thanked for paying for his parade. Do you?

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

Volume on… the squeak squeak in the dead quiet is hysterical 😂😂

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

My parents “pastor” complained on meta a few days ago about not knowing his community because no one shows up at church anymore… and then ranted about the protests today… if you’d have gone to the protest or Pride you’d have met your community Jeff. #justsaying #walkoutsideyourchurchJeff

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Remember folx. They’re going to mock you. They’re going to tear you down. When you’re at your proudest of yourself they’re going to call you ridiculous and stupid. Especially if they’ve known you since you were a child. Stand up tall. You know who you are. You’re. Not. Wrong. Deep breathes 🧡🫶🏻🤘🏻

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Nope. This is my new favorite. I’m dead 😂😂💀

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Seriously. #WestmorelandCounty #NoKings Showed. The. Fuck. Up. If you’re not from the Pittsburgh area it’s hard to describe how red this area of #Pittsburgh usually is. Not today. Today they said loud and proud we don’t want Kings in Pennsylvania.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Westmoreland County PA Greensburg has shown up! This is electric. We’re cheering! We’re singing! We’re dancing! People are honking! So much more support than agitators!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Leading “Christian” pastors to admit what they really have issues with is helping people that don’t belong to the church one of the ways I find joy #yesiamthatpetty #itshowiheal

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I love how people are assuming I came out the womb sapphire blue. Yall I was the President of the Teenage Republicans in high school… 2016 was my turning point. I said if Trump was as bad as everyone feared, I would be marching beside you… I would learn and switch sides… 2025 here I am. #NoKings

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It wasn’t even 9AM and I was already on my bullshit. The conservatives are on attack early today. Getttttttt ready my friends! #NoKings

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Friday night plans include my hot ass husband… Spaceballs… lots of weed… a giant delicious brownie from the coffee shop up the street… and a chocolate milkshake that I don’t have to share! I’m so flipping excited! It’s been a long two days! 😂😂🧡🧡🤘🏻🤘🏻

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I think the noise of the roofers is getting to me… I just had a momentary freak out that I wasn’t reading fast enough and I needed to read faster because I have too many books I want to read 😂😅 THERES TOO MANY STORIES! 😂😂😂 I WANT TO READ THEM ALL! 😂 on that note I’m going back to my book 😂🫶🏻

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I have to get off the other socials. I just want to scream and rage at my family for being so fucking stupid still….

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This Pride month I'd like to see less "love is love" and more "don't mess with us".

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Sen. Alex Padilla: "If this is how this DHS responds to a senator with a question, I can only imagine what they're doing to farmers, to cooks, to day laborers out in the Los Angeles community and throughout California and throughout the country. We will hold this administration accountable."

submitted 3 days ago • 306 comments

It really feels like since January 20th, America is the Titanic in the 2 hours and 40 minutes post-iceberg.

submitted 3 days ago • 61 comments

this is why they say they need answers, they never want to get to that last part

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

For anyone wondering when the line was here or holding out hope. Wake up. It’s here. His birthdays on Saturday. Welcome to the new regime. That military parade and those soldiers being picked to cheer solely for him wasn’t just for show…

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I think too many people think that democracy lasts till someone sends a press release saying it’s over. No. Fascism is here. It’s here and it’s not visiting. Arresting elected officials, putting the military on the streets, abducting protesters… we are living in a fascist state.

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

I think I can only be so mad… and then this godsdamn orange fuckers administration does something new… and I find a whole new level of rage… #newragelevelunlocked 🔓

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submitted 3 days ago • 162 comments

Senator Alex Padilla for asking Kristy Noem questions… now that they know they’re not safe either what comes next

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Well my new roof is going on a day early! I’ll be a little quiet today on here because it’s not quiet here and I can’t think! 😂 but new roof day!!! #adulting

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I was born to smoke weed and be weird.

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

In watching New Moon I completely understand when I became a dark romance girlie. I was 16 when the book came out and it was the day I became #TeamJacob 😂😂😂 In hindsight that explains so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I apparently woke up and chose violence today so I think I’m going to go smoke and watch all the Twilight movies and get offline for a while! Have a beautiful day all! 😂🧡🤘🏻

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Wow just saw the Sabrina Carpenter hate… Yall… she’s a grown ass woman… if she wants to be sexual… she can be sexual… she’s not asking your permission. Or anyone’s. If you don’t like the vinyl… don’t buy it 😂. My opinion… hot as hell… and I liked Manchild… i will be buying. 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Btw, fuck John Fetterman

submitted 4 days ago • 239 comments