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Doppelbänger - guys that exclusively sleep with folks that look just like them (see also “Bear”definition)

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Holy shit, monster hunter makes itself hard to love. Hunts are great but everything in between is so painfully bad. There is not need for a story, just point me at monsters to hunt.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

New to monster hunter and trying out different weapons but so far I am partial to the way of the bonk.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Oh the type of shit you’re on I wouldn’t understand? Well have you tried explaining it to me really really slowly?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I’m in the weeds [sung to Under the Sea]

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The way people talk about cheese is akin to the way people would talk about bacon in the early 2000s (this is not a positive)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

When two socks come out of the drier together that’s how you know they are real friends and not just work acquaintances.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever my partner has separate dinner plans on the weekend my tradition is to buy like way too much Sichuan food(he doesn’t like spicy) and just absolutely feast like the king of the fire realm.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Still recovering from being sick but finally starting to feel almost back to normal

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever people say IYKYK I never know, you know? Please share things with me. Why are you hoarding this knowledge?!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

A coffee-grind-core band called “PURGE THE GROUP HEAD”

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

“No-roll waistband” is like the biggest fucking lie in underwear. Everyone says they have it and literally not a single one lives up to it

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Modern porn is too well lit and too high def. Everyone out here under stadium lighting like it’s Wimbledon.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Whenever half-orcs come up it’s assumed that they are half orc and half human but recently I got it in my head I would like to play a half orc-half halfling (quarterling?) that everyone assumes is a really chunky goblin. This delights me

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Your opp is a coworker named Carole. My opp is a coyote with a centurion card and an ACME catalog. We are not the same. (meep meep)

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

T H E C R E A T U R E is not feeling too well but he’ll still sell you some of his mysterious wares

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Crimmus cheer 🎄🎄🎄

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

I love a coward

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

PoE II intro is so hype holy shit what a way to start a game

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Much feasting was had

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Oops. I got A little too baked Before Cooking Thanksgiving

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

Tub too small but I really wanted a soak (Bath bomb was a very unfortunate swamp water color)

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

💪🏻🍖

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

✌🏻✌🏻

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Sleepy afternoon coffee run

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Off to dinner 💚

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments