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lol www.vanityfair.com/news/story/g...

“Girls mature faster” buddy stop right there

I guess this is flexing??? Against Florida, somehow????

NGL: the Canadian anthem is more fun to sing. #StanleyCup

I am super jealous of Ottawa dwellers right now. You have half of the best women’s volleyball players in the world in your fair city, playing their hearts out in the VNL. I wanna gooooo!

Actually one of my favorite scientists. His writings are marvelous. He had such a sense of wonder and discovery that shines through into his writings. Highly recommend "Humboldt's Cosmos" as a primer, which I may reread next

Truth is deadly to the current regime, isn’t it?

I’d like to thank June for the strong start, just 👌🏼

Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

Should I sign up?

Best summary ever

So when it’s cringe it’s phallicentric, got it

Happy little sigh. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/e...

Today’s five calls: protect my job benefits

🤷🏻‍♀️ we are fucked

Maybe we need more than two viable political parties

Reasons to subscribe to my newsletter: 1) Didn't go to an Ivy League School (Go #IU!); 2) Not part of the East Coast cool kids table that runs legacy media; 3) I've been a public defender, an attorney for domestic abuse victims, and a sports talk radio host (aka I've lived in the real world)

Do you ever dream of trapping someone barefoot in a room with a LEGO carpet

Yes.

I wonder if I still have the selfie I took with Nikita Kucherov in 2016? Anyway I’m just boasting that I shared a picture with greatness. 🙌🏼