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I’ve been playin’ ever since I got here. This is my only account, because FUCK Meta and Twxtter.
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it doesn’t make a damn bit of sense

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My new favorite type of television/film is the one where they have to cast a young person and an older person to play the same character that flashes from past to present. 🤯

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sorry guys it’s literally been a week

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Me to this admin: I just think we want different things right now 🤷‍♂️

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Visitor. #birdsky

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That caffeine-just-hit-your-brain feeling 🤩 #GoodMorningBluesky

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y’all are garbage at best

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fuck transphobes 😠

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#GoodMorningBluesky ☀️ #Doechii 😈 #Nosebleeds🩸 Will she lose her cool? I guess we’ll never —! youtu.be/AcIqoSLeATs?...

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Tl;dr they’re lying.

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Avoid triggers. Plant glimmers. #ExtremeMakeoverHomeEdition

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I wouldn’t trust a single word from this admin but that’s just me

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Mine today wasn’t a message bashing anyone else but it WAS sent to my whole team, including bosses, instead of just my work bestie. And it was a gripe about my compensation LOL so if anyone saw before I deleted it then surely I’m getting either promoted or fired tomorrow. 👨‍💼

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

🖥️ Friendly reminder to double check the recipient of that nasty message about a coworker before you hit send. Stay employed, everyone!

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#POV How it feels seeing one hellish headline after another after another after another

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It’s 1 facken degree out

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RISE & SHINE MY FREAKY LITTLE FRIENDS 💋💃 #GoodMorningBluesky #morningvibes #SophieHunter youtu.be/X89DMLTEzCs?...

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You should have heard the way I just SHRIEKED ✨✨ And now I’m ready for #PLZA #pokemon #pokemonsword #nintendo #nintendoswitch #shiny #shinypokemon

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Is secondhand embarrassment a form of empathy?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Sigghhhh… She should be President right now, not this. 😭

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I will delete this app in a flash if anyone is mean to me I do not care

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Anti-vaxxers are also anti-attractive.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

submitted 4 days ago • 2645 comments

Back to back pack rips this evening! #pokemon #pokemontcgpocket

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I played Jesus once in church skit during high school.

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imagine being scared of woke lmao

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Yeesh! How many words that aren’t inappropriate unless you make them inappropriate can you find in today’s Connections? #NYTGames #Connections

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So glad I never got a government job, could you imagine

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Part of me wants to create a burner X account to snoop a lil bit. I should lock this part of me up and throw away the key.

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HOES DEPRESSED 📣📣📣 IM NOT I TAKE MY MEDS 💊💊💊 #ThotSquad 🎧🎧🎧 youtu.be/oaa6eZB_Vo8?...

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Can’t fall back asleep but too tired to start working. ☕️☕️☕️☕️ #GoodMorningBluesky

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The White Lotus 🪷🌺🌴🍹 Season 3 here we go! #NowWatching #NowStreaming #HBO #Max #WhiteLotus www.imdb.com/title/tt1340...

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Let’s change BREAKING to FRESH HELL, yeah?

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🍵 🍩

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Presidon’ts Day

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Have y’all gotten your refunds yet?! You might not wanna wait. 😱 #IRS #DOGE

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Every single vaping device needs to have a Find Me feature. 😤

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It’s funny to me that on Friends these 90’s twenty-somethings in NYC have the time every single morning to gather together for breakfast at Monica’s before they go to work.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Yellowjackets Season 3 HYPE 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 #NewSeason #NowPlaying #CurrentlyWatching #Showtime

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Doubt Jizz Dick Vance knows what “vis-à-vis” means.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

long live party parrot #partyparrot cultofthepartyparrot.com

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

So cold out I’m clutching my vape close to my face with both hands, not unlike someone sipping from a hot cocoa mug in a 90’s television commercial.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

lol @ making shit up for no reason

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

🎧 Wouldn't you rather misbehave?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

THE FLOOR 🧩❓👩‍🏫 I’m obsessed with Madeline 💙 #NowWatching #OnTv #Hulu #GameShows #Madeline www.imdb.com/title/tt7914...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

sorry i casually lol’d at your trauma

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments