Profile avatar
showdroid.bsky.social
261 posts 152 followers 39 following
Getting Started
Active Commenter
Posts 6 Comments 44

If you see this quote with a game you’ve replayed multiple times. Then, tag a friend. @countislup.bsky.social

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out “what if we encourage unfuckable behavior while turning the country into somewhere nobody would want to start a family” is not solid pronatalist policy.

submitted 17 days ago • 14 comments

Congrats to Wernher von Braun on no longer being nazi number 1 in nasa

submitted 28 days ago • 7 comments

Donald Trump: I love tariffs. I did tariffs my last term. I will do them this term. When I fuck my wife, I have her dress up as William McKinley and talk about the taxation of trade routes. The Phantom Menace is pornography to me. Voters: I don’t think he means anything by it.

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

How do you address crime when, if you measure it, you find it’s at or near historic lows? How do you address grocery prices when they’re flat? This is the problem: we are being asked to address people’s inchoate sense that things are bad, which doesn’t come from reality. It comes from the internet.

submitted 42 days ago • 28 comments

It’s probably good that car headlights can now be brighter than 7000 exploding suns, I’m probably wrong for not seeing the benefit. Sorry, I’ll do better.

submitted 42 days ago • 257 comments