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I got a temp job because I couldnā€™t get a job job. The workplace my temp agency sent me to likes how I do my job and wants to hire me for real (idk if I wanna stay here tho). Anyways, just saying, maybe try out a temp agency?
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Nvm it takes 2 hršŸ˜­
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I keep seeing this Arcane show everywhere, is this a sign to watch it?
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Why would mother say thatšŸ„ŗ
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*lands on your shoulder and whispers* take a sipā€¦
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Theyā€™re both backstage talking shit about the cast through comms
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Frankly I think Cassini should let the rings go
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Breathe, go on a walk then take a bath and have a spa day at home to do a mental factory reset.
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As a dyslexic I read that as ā€œrotisserie timelineā€ and thought, ā€œas in this timeline feels like weā€™re put on a spit and roasted in the oven while others watch? I guess itā€™s pretty shitty but thatā€™s a new metaphor for this feelingā€
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There was that season of Once Upon a Time
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Especially in an original musical movie. Please stop saying the important bits in songšŸ˜­
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They seem cool but Iā€™ll just watch the movie when it comes out
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Now now folks, letā€™s keep that twitter energy in X
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Maybe you can try on a skirt instead of a pant? Skirt paired suits are a thing for ladies I hear
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It was a great movie but I donā€™t get the moral of the story. Should we carpe or not carpe the diem
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A cis teen built this chapel?
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They sell those at Claireā€™s
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The skeets used to be believableā€¦
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I donā€™t think anyone wanted this, but if you did, what was it that you expected from this show? Iā€™m not hating it but this show feels like an uninvited guest at a party.
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I feel like the millennial humour wouldā€™ve worked 15 years ago but itā€™s really not holding up
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Sounds derogatory
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BlueSky is my journaling at this point šŸ§
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Read that wrong and I thought it said ā€œf*ggot clean the litterboxā€ and I was like ā€œšŸ«”aightā€
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Ew
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This canā€™t be a sober thought