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The Homeland Security Department is taking out the biggest Super Bowl ad ever — but DOGE doesn't seem much interested in national security state waste. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/super-bowl...

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Sign up for DraftKings this Super Bowl Sunday using promo code SNAP. Because after six months using this app, you’re gonna be on food stamps.

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BREAKING: Trump has just been placed on the IR list due to a season-ending combination of TERF Toe and bone spurs.

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Live look in at Travis Kelce

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We owe Sabrina Carpenter a debt of gratitude for making enormous strides in ending the scourge of people who pronounce it "expresso".

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Some comedians are great at riffing, while others prefer not tariff.

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The first time I ever fell asleep at school, I was in 6th grade as we read 'To Kill A Mockingbird' aloud as a class. Ever since, I've gained a reputation for never reading and falling asleep in public. Get me in that Trump cabinet ASAP.

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Hang on, did you just say that Elon Musk is staging a coup? Is that what USAID?

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The ONLY time it's okay to boo the U.S. National Anthem is if Roseanne is singing it 😡😡😡

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We need to STOP segregating sports by gender and START segregating sports based on what podcasts you listen to.

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CEO went crazy on camera 😬😬😬

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Can’t believe this movie just ends with a countdown from 15:00. Not sticking around until 0:00 I’m out of here 🤬

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Why would they do a chimp bio pic about literally any British musician that’s not Damon Albarn?

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Conditions on Congressional aid to your fellow Americans but not on Congressional aid to foreign Israelis. Gotcha.

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Greenland wouldn’t dare leave Denmark for the US due to fear of losing healthcare. Which is a position many working Americans can relate to.

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Every month should be spelled like February. Janruary, Mrach, Arpil, Augrust, Octobru, Novsferatu, Decrember, etcreteretera.

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More like Carrie Underhood

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Shoot me in my dumbass face, is it January 6th again already? The holidays really do creep up on us faster every year.

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As a big fan of SNL with perfect opinions, y’all gotta cut it out with that corny 5 Timers Club shit. If I wanted to watch a bunch of famous people jerk each other off I’d watch the Diddy tapes that were leaked to me this morning.

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'Of 200 bodies, only 10 were confirmed as Hamas members': IDF soldiers who served in Gaza tell Haaretz that anyone who crosses an imaginary line in the contested Neztarim corridor is shot to death, with every Palestinian casualty counting as a terrorist – even if they were just a child”

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School shootings are cheugy, you cringe dumbass. Like trying to go viral doing the Numa Numa Dance in 2024. That trend is played out. You gotta impact a multinational corporation’s bottom line or stay home.

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How does Paul Mescal simultaneously look like both Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy?

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I’m seeing reports that it’s okay for Italians to celebrate Columbus Day again.

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They call that McDonald’s crew Squeal Team Snitch

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NarcDonald’s Bah-duh-buh-bah-BOOOOOOOOOOOO

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This feels like the opposite of when they caught Bin Laden.

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Free Weegi

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On this date in 2021

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I guess he was always destined to be a billionaire.

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I fucking hate the car-centric infrastructure that dominates even the major metro areas of this dumbass country and the gasoline huffing dipshits that defend it. It makes everybody less safe, more isolated, and every community more unpleasant to exist in.

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You’re allowed to be blood thirsty in polite society as long as it’s to benefit the shareholder

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The replies to Brian Thompson’s last post on LinkedIn — all from before the shooting — are a horror show

submitted 83 days ago • 235 comments

Hate on Trump if you must but this is actually a very thoughtful gift.

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"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail”

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When news finally broke about the DOJ investigation, the company lost almost $25 billion in value. But CEO Brian Thompson had already cashed out

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I remember in early COVID lockdown when people banged pots and pans out their windows for the brave healthcare workers like insurance executives and claims adjusters.

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Listening to your podcasts on Spotify is narc shit. You cannot be trusted. Please consider doing better.

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The Hurricanes vs. Orange? What is there a storm headed toward Mar-a-Lago? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

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Viewers who were paying close attention to the Easter eggs in Wicked won’t be surprised when Elphaba’s biological father is revealed in part 2.

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Fans are raving about Moana 2! “It’s the reason I couldn’t see Wicked in IMAX this weekend!” “I dressed up like the fucked up chicken and am really holding space with that, and feeling power in that.” “I thought The Rock sucked at singing back in 2016 and am thrilled to report he still does!”

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Listen, I’d be worked up too if I played for a program that’s too mid to win a notable game.

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When you put a straight person in charge of decorating for Pride.

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You think you’re immune to propaganda but then you see Wicked and then you listen to two hours of of Ariana Grande on Las Culturistas and then I dunno can’t say for sure but I think I’d go to The Hague for her?

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MY Gladiator II screening ruined by a group of enthusiastic superfans singing loudly in the theater 😡😡😡

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Getting triggered by the “Radical Left” and when I say “Radical Left” I mean right wing multi-millionaire Nancy Pelosi.

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