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shrewie.bsky.social
World's first shrewgirl Kopaka Nuva in female form
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see a smile, post a smile 😊 Cuddling with my cat edition

Doesn't matter how old I get falling in love always feels like I'm a middle schooler going through my first crush

Taste test

Not another traditional christmas dinner

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

🎵 I'm bisexual, fuck being rational 🎶

Holy shit dude are you Babel? Cause I wanna climb that tower

Damn girl are you Ragnarok? Cause I wanna penetrate Assgard

Are you a greek goddess? Cause I wanna mount your olympuss

Flirting with goth girls is so tiresome. I have to slice a goat's throat just to get her to slide into my DMs? In today's economy??

I had a dream I started working as a stripper. I... I need a vacation

Life's a bitch and so am I. We're getting brunch together

Maybe it's just me and my prefect rational mind, but I simply wouldn't venture to a place called "the mountains of madness"

Get in loser, we're going to Akon city

I'm so locked in (please call 911 I can't open this trunk)

I'm not a gambler but I'd bet some serious cash that there's even crazier frog

I'm so overworked I'm tiptoeing around complete burnout, but at least I'm flirting with my coworkers and that surely counts for something

I need 121 sign-ups to make rent and cover bills this month. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 700 recipes for £5 and more added every day. 16% off if you sign up annually! Please just give it a try. You improve my life and can cancel anytime.

Satan was a down to earth guy for an angel

Transition goals

Of course she has blue Kanohi and pronouns