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shrewtape.bsky.social
I have been lost for a very long time.
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My mind is something of an explosion.

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I have no issue with polyamorous relationships except if you don't know what you're doing or are an evil person.

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A hush falls over the coliseum, the crowd stunned into silence. They weren’t expecting me to straight up kill that guy.

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I go absolutely Reddit for the touch of a woman.

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A lonely old man urged me to put a few points into charisma, to not make the same mistake he did. Something about the way he said it annoyed me, though, so I ignored him.

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Leaving a me shaped hole in the wall after breaking up so they have something to remember me by

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My latest work... It's probably too much to call it a masterpiece, but I do think it will save mankind.

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Back in my ancient civilization, we didn’t use virgins for ritual human sacrifices. We sacrificed single, sexually experienced adults who were financially responsible, emotionally available, and great with kids. We didn’t cheap out when it came to appeasing the gods.

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The Book of Bum.

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(Learning how to kiss) I just put my lips here? And what will you be doing during this?

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i have killed so many many artists and i'm still no closer to understanding their work

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Being rapidly enfranchised and disenfranchised at nearly imperceptible speeds.

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I love demeaning myself; it's great not being mean anymore.

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If you are a sex symbol, you have to cherish those fleeting moments when you get to keep your pants on.

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You know what they say: All smells that end smell.

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I woke up to find a box of chocolates had been placed in front of my door during the night. In the freshly-fallen snow was a trail of heart-shaped footprints leading back into the forest. I went and retrieved the 12-gauge from under my bed. My Valentine has found me. This must end.

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Microdosing mass extinction events to build up immunity.

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No one should die without my expressed permission.

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when i grow up i want to ‘flood the zone’ with bullshit

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ignoring texts from the universal consciousness

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Hey, baby. Your form is terrible to behold.

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Falling in love with someone because they remind me of a table the instructor of my woodworking class made.

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800 Million Years Trapped Inside a Red Star.

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“a bird in the hand is worth..” — let me stop you there. comparison is the thief of joy. enjoy your bird

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