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This is 1990s structural adjustment come home, remarkable piggishness with predictable outcomes

“Do not bend your neck for that which cuts necks.” A Sumerian proverb, as relevant today as it was thousands of years ago.

On a plane and the pilot has been on the intercom making whooshing and roaring noises the entire flight. He's insisting he has to do that so "the plane flies good and doesn't fall down"?

NEWS FROM LAKE WOBEGON: LUTHERAN MILITIAS ASSEMBLE STRONG WOMEN, GOOD LOOKING MEN, ABOVE AVERAGE CHILDREN TO MOBILIZE FOR THE LUTHERAN CAUSE

Lol they did the meme

A good first step, I hope Congress will act swiftly on this momentum to (a) make ghosts illegal and (b) arrest Bigfoot once and for all.

this horse 🐎 LOVES 💖 bad news 👎

You should get one free stamp per visit to the post office. Everyone should get to send a free letter or postcard. Great to do and fun to receive

January 19

Yvonne Jacquette, Lake Shore Drive

Currently unable to use my VPN presumably because of the deluge of people trying to get access to tiktok. American teens, welcome to infosec 101, but please let me back in.

Insane levels of bootlicking continue

Joe Biden leaves the White House as president for the last time-suddenly everything goes pitch black. His eyes open, he's coughing up water by the edge of the pool in Wilmington, Delaware. It's 1962. "You almost drowned there, hairy legs, you were out for a good five minutes!"

Holding out a handful of ashes from the Library of Alexandria: "check out how much easier to digest this is"

Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.

RIP David Lynch I hope you drag those cursed woody woodpecker dolls to hell

Journalist Anas Al-Sharif removes his helmet and announces a ceasefire deal between Hamas and Israel. His voice steady as his fellow Palestinians lift him into the air in celebration. For 15 months, the Al-Jazeera correspondent has reported on the genocide of his people in Gaza.

Love to communicate on social media

This is now an CHICAGO account. Please be advised accordingly.

RIP Mike Davis you would have loved it

I am told that George w Bush will be handing out FULL SIZE candybars to Michelle Obama at this trump inauguration. It brings me no pleasure to report this.

Everyone accuses the asymmetrics but lowbies fail to take into account their own complicity increasing that asymmetry by following. Wow

In 2025 I'm going to become a guy who gets all his news and culture from the windows start menu

Got you a really nice cask of Amontillado for Christmas but I ran out of wrapping paper so I stashed it in the basement for you

On a plane and the pilot has been on the intercom making whooshing and roaring noises the entire flight. He's insisting he has to do that so "the plane flies good and doesn't fall down"?

New video. This one has been in the works for over 2 years. I think this is the best story I will ever tell on my YouTube channel. youtu.be/JfZxOuc9Qwk?...

[In the Pyramid Builder group chat] AmonHoHoHotep: hey all new to the group ok if I only have step pyramids? MisterMaya69: all pyramids welcome here bro Cuneiformula1: ziggurats are basically step pyramids [Cuneiformula1 was removed from group]

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