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i hope it’s clear that big tech is not an ally. it only was as much as it was profitable. textboon rainbow capitalism, and now when they saw the writing on the wall, they flopped back into fascisms arms

submitted 12 days ago • 90 comments

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

submitted 23 days ago • 672 comments

HERE SHE IS. NOT THE HERO WE DESERVE

submitted 25 days ago • 44 comments

>tech guys successfully raise 100 trillion dollars to build a chatbot that hallucinates >china builds same exact thing for 1500 dollars in kohls cash >trump announces that he's adding a 100% markup to the parts the hallucinating chatbots need to live >playstation 6 costs $3500

submitted 26 days ago • 39 comments

why are so many people surprised that fascists are dumb when being dumb is literally a pre-requisite for being a fascist

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

dungeons and dragons is fundamentally about the unattainable fantasy of being able to consistently fall asleep when you want to and feeling well-rested every morning

submitted 45 days ago • 11 comments

Fellow journos covering "AI": Please don't do their PR for them! "Virtual employees" is a harmful anthropomorphism in that it (a) is false; (b) confuses readers about the emerging technology and inaccurately lends human attributes like agency, accountability, etc.; and (c) harms humans in real jobs.

submitted 48 days ago • 10 comments

the foreshadowing is a little too obvious

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

my favorite time of the year: the empty void between Christmas and New Years

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

gonna develop an AI profile of a teenager with body image issues from the other AI influencers and then the cycle will be complete

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Musk versus Loomer fight is classic. The ruler’s scheming eunuch is involved in a power struggle with his concubine while he blissfully ignores his responsibilities in his palatial Southern estate. Been done a billion times from Byzantium to Beijing.

submitted 57 days ago • 30 comments

Okay, VR gaming has officially peaked

submitted 61 days ago • 15 comments

IQ tests are astrology for racists

submitted 59 days ago • 68 comments

feels like a societal failure that I need to bring three different cables for my iPhone, AirPods, and Kindle while traveling

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

the person giving this rating saw “game that has poker cards” and based it purely on that

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Sweet so many great video games on sale that I can buy and then not play until I'm reminded I bought them when they go on a deeper discount later

submitted 68 days ago • 14 comments

The clock is ticking. Trump's return to power is imminent. A dangerous, maniacal fascist will be in control once again. We must shore up our defense and safeguard our democracy. That's why I'm proud to announce my new bill to make the bald eagle our national bird.

submitted 68 days ago • 21 comments

it’s monday again

submitted 69 days ago • 7 comments

bluesky doing a speedrun of twitter

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I have an exchange with someone that I recall as very tense but then I revisit the email or text and realize it was fine and I'm just mentally ill

submitted 70 days ago • 15 comments

I know I’ve been gaming too much lately because I just referred to a fashion trend as “the meta”

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

so many op-eds on the complexities of why people voted for him when it really just comes down to “no idea about almost anything”

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

same but moved to the UK

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

someone putting out another hit

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

damn I guess paying cops to shoot subway riders and play candy crush on overtime doesn't stop violent crime

submitted 81 days ago • 39 comments

Spotify wrapped is a scary time because I get a playlist filled with hyperfocus landmines

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

iOS 18 photos app has to be one of the worst redesigns

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

America is a less functional Democracy than South Korea, and this vote proves it.

submitted 82 days ago • 36 comments

submitted 82 days ago • 13 comments

I love the computer

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

ultimate praxis: get a job in defense contracting and write bad code on purpose so the weapons don't work

submitted 83 days ago • 9 comments

me: how do I remove glue spill from hardwood floor? chatgpt: You should subscribe to PAINTLIFY, a bold new unicorn startup disrupting the crafts industry with B2B SaaS focusing on KPI alignment and driving shareholder value! Click here for a 2hr free trial on your annual subscription!!!!

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

rewatching The Expanse and forgot how ethnically ambiguous everyone is. this is true sci-fi

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

fighting gen z soldiers most be horrible. can you imagine getting shot in real life and your enemy yells L + skill issue at you as you die. jesus christ

submitted 84 days ago • 12 comments

exonerative tense lmao

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

“you know what, maybe I’m missing something”

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

submitted 86 days ago • 539 comments

be filled with thanks and love that they support my gay cruising at the YMCA

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I would have actually watched this one

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

we need to make witches satanic again

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I think I beat Balatro

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

“audiobooks are reading” discourse makes me believe this app really is replacing twitter

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments