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shrinkwrapped.bsky.social
📍 London, UK Geriatric millennial who really liked the internet in the mid-00s. Profile portrait by @kbaczynski.bsky.social
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bought this sticker from a coffee shop today and i’m mad cos i wish i’d thought of it

submitted 7 days ago • 15 comments

StreetPass Mansion walked so that Blue Prince could run

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

just found out they call well done steaks "english" in germany. Literally was offered "rare, medium rare or english". utterly owned

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

i'm on a walk, and my 90s cd-rom training has prepared me for this moment! i'm ready for the puzzle. is it a chessboard? maybe some gears? i'll just keep clicking this rock

submitted 12 days ago • 11 comments

It’s me, by me! A technically functioning human being! #starterpacknoAi

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Here's my addition to #StarterPackNoAI My figure includes stuff to make comics. Also a frog hat?

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

LISTEN UP DREAMERS! PROMISE MASCOT AGENCY IS OUT NOW 📢📢📢📢 🎉You heard us right! Promise Mascot Agency is AVAILABLE NOW on Steam, Epic, PS5, Xbox Series and Switch! 🎉

submitted 25 days ago • 27 comments

i won't be watch any version of 'saturday night live' - as a patriot, the royal variety performance is more than enough for me.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

A few pics from Dissent Fest on Sat Louse: Degenerate Gutter Riffs. Ritual Error: Ferocious Guitar Attack Black Shape: Bins Bins Bins

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

An official 1994 Japanese Mario character encyclopedia lists character traits for enemies. While most of them are straightforward descriptions of their behavior, some provide surprising depths to their personalities.

submitted 29 days ago • 26 comments

I think all the classic-style internet forums should have their own food range actually. I'm just not touching whatever Something Awful come up with.

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

Steamworld Donk

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

More importantly: what impact will the tariffs have on Alarmo?

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

charging people for a 'welcome to the console!' bit of fluff software is a real boner move but very nintendo. never change lads

submitted 33 days ago • 35 comments

The press release for the new FromSoftware game, The Duskbloods, says it's multiplayer

submitted 33 days ago • 31 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Shocked to see so many empty units in San Francisco's Union Square area. May I suggest filling them with British Sweet Shoppes?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Fangamer just launched the Crow Country Crow plush!! He comes with accessories to theme him for fairytale town, haunted hilltop or ocean kingdom! ❤️ www.fangamer.com/collections/...

submitted 46 days ago • 7 comments

An episode of Black Mirror where a Prime Minister keeps volunteering to have sex with a pig live on television despite that not having been suggested at any point

submitted 51 days ago • 17 comments

What happens if the bus goes over 50Mbps?!?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Wii Wednesday! The premier was amazing and I got to meet so many of you! Also in other news 3 minute video length so enjoy!

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Thank you in advance for your support. www.theverge.com/games/627862...

submitted 54 days ago • 4 comments

imagining an alternate history where Sir James Dyson is rampaging round Whitehall sacking civil servants and PM Liz Truss gets on TV outside No 10 to tell us all that his new hoovers are like really really great

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.

submitted 55 days ago • 10 comments

new saddest six word story just dropped

submitted 59 days ago • 130 comments

It’s international World Pile Of Unread Books Day! We all have to go in dressed as a phone.

submitted 59 days ago • 6 comments

Fun Fact: today is Ash Wednesday, named after Ian Holm's character in Alien because he was still tidying up his pancake disaster from the previous day.

submitted 61 days ago • 13 comments

Happy Pancake Day to all those who celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj_a...

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments