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Petrol
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In the UK we have a lot of immigrants from other countries

You pray to god, I step on his balls

Trump was in a hetero sexual relationship with don king for many years, don cross dressed and tucked up and wore fake tan because don king is into Latinas.

You think trump wears that diaper because he's old? Naah he's been rammed so many times its looking volcanic down there

Opposite of toilet shyness where you can only pee if someone's looking

California is burning what do we do? President: 1 trillion dollars to Israel

If a kid is raised by two gay dads, who's going to be the man of the house?

Uh yeah I'm fucking it on you baby

May thy kirpan chip and shatter

Arent you just filled with unfathomable rage? Why not?

Social media destroys our attention span and ability to communicate, you won't believe what happens next

I pray to Allah but I'm left on read

Captain Picard: Computer! Porn whispers (gay)

Sad shower masturbation music youtu.be/qF--QCv7yvw?...

I'm platonically rock solid rn

I shit my pant like a babe, watch me grin now

It's okay for you're dick to be 5.108782 inches long

In the past we used to call a kid in a wheelchair retarded

My number 1 rule about the revolution: it's not about winning or losing it's about having fun

I don't need drugs to get my dick hard losers

Related experience to this role? How about two weeks practicing a Boston accent.

Bring back the floss dance or I go postal