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Got two AIs mackin each other, call that Grokception

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Keep on Grokin' in the free world

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Top tip if you put a bag of ice on your head you're free to overclock your brain

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Has anyone else noticed takeaways don't use the little tables to put in pizza boxes anymore?

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The spots on my back are communicating in Braille

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If sex is a game then who is the final boss?

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You've been playing with Chat GPT and found interesting results? Well I've been playing with my dick and have the

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When I say my son went to camp for summer, I mean it like when your dad says the dog went to live on a farm

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Press X to kick dog

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Porcine woman? Do you know where a toad can stick its slimy member?

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I pissed the bed again, the shame of it all

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If polar bear kill me why cute?

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Don't say homeless say unhoused. For example: I pissed on an unhoused person last night and kicked him into a pile of thumb tacks

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Go go gadget rape whistle!

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I get all my opinions from the dog in family guy

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Speak softly and carry a big cock

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I'm into vore but for food and in a non sexual way

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Yeah suck on it, suck it down, lick it, spit on it. Make your money, no one knows where it comes from. Hold the gag in, it's just your change of heart. Swallow down your pride. There we go. - some dialogue from the Mr bean reboot

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Anybody else vibin' they miscarriage rn?

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Just know Dale Cooper gonna be goofy as hell, Don Draper gonna crack some jokes, Walter White not gonna give af and Tony Soprano gonna do what he does best

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Guys, great joke material here so get this. The president wears this very strong fake tan so wouldn't it be funny if we called him an orange for the next four years. Right?

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Last time episode of southpark today on Fox, sad day for us south park fans

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Who else is bashing their nuts so hard right now for the NHS?

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My dog did shit and I watched @theonion.com

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James Joyce played Skyrim and said it was good "craic"

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Who else be masterbating ab cent mindly while watching da news? Fuck not even horny 2 this weather report

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Discover feed. Post 1: semi-funny onion article Post 2: phantom of my dead uncle commanding me to find his long lost treasure or share his curse Post 3: AI baby tony soprano

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Tried reading Hegel, too hard, prefer easy shit like shmucking turds from the toilet

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Baby die in crash, baby die in crash, everyone sad but me because I'm the baby sick bastard

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Yo Donnie, lick those DSLs I gotta job for yo

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In the UK we have a lot of immigrants from other countries

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You pray to god, I step on his balls

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Trump was in a hetero sexual relationship with don king for many years, don cross dressed and tucked up and wore fake tan because don king is into Latinas.

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You think trump wears that diaper because he's old? Naah he's been rammed so many times its looking volcanic down there

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Opposite of toilet shyness where you can only pee if someone's looking

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