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shuliecowen.bsky.social
Do good. Have fun. Actor, Improvisor, Notary Public. Maybe just mice and string inside.
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Doing some weeding and managed to cut my eye on the leaf of a bird of paradise. Everything is going great. Everywhere, all around.

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I’ve reached a point where I fear no amount of sleep will ever help me catch up. Is it too late to start hibernating this year? I think I could really make some headway on the sleep deficit.

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Leaving the used butter knife on the side of the sink all day today. Feeling like I might need some emergency toast at any time.

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I'm not saying you should make me your new best friend, I'm just saying I bought 6 boxes of Girl Scout cookies and they should be arriving soon. Your call.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Exhausted from this bizarro world where the nightmare starts when you wake up and ends when you go to sleep.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Accidentally wrote "taxes and feels" instead of "taxes and fees" and I'm not changing it.

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I had a dream last night that I was taste testing all of the pizza in Los Angeles to choose the best one. It’s time to start make my dreams come true.

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Welcome to the Dingusdome.

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If nothing else, I am a farmer at heart.

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Investing all my money in handbaskets.

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My 85-year-old mother auditioned for a play this week and I just got this text.

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Drinking tea and taking names

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The older we get, the more we understand ourselves. I just realized my love language is french fries.

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I ❤️ LA.

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Called my 85yo mother to update her on the fires in LA. She only had a moment to talk, because she was in the middle of a play reading on zoom. At least I got to talk to her yesterday after her improv class.

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Starting 2025 off right by listening to a book on mindfulness while multitasking.

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Used to be sad, used to be shy Funniest thing, the saddest part is I never knew why... But now I know. Rip Linda Lavin.

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I feel like this week I’ve seen an unusually large number of little boys with very large grown-up eyebrows. It’s really hard for kids when they start developing early. At least that’s what it seemed like when I was screaming “Caterpillar!”and swatting at their faces.

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Get a library card—even if you don’t plan to use it. Your registration helps secure funding for libraries, keeping them open and thriving for the entire community. Every card counts!

submitted 64 days ago • 608 comments

HOLIDAY ASK! Parents, if you have a hearing aids, please wear them this holiday season. Your children are tired of yelling at you, it makes us feel like big jerks.

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I ordered a 2lb bag of licorice to decorate a cake I'm making for a party on Saturday. It arrived today. So the question is: how many pounds will be left by the time I start baking on Friday?

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If I had a Stray Cats cover band, I would name it Pspspsps.

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THANKSGIVING SUNDAY HAIKU Should I have more pie? I've had pie for four days straight. Oh, just one small slice.

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Today I received a Return to Sender of a card that I sent to someone on January 21, 2020. What was the card doing for the past four years?

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Q: What do you call a sweater that croons? A: Michael Bouclé.

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Eating a low-fat babybel pretending it's manchego.

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I’m in charge of a charcuterie plate for tomorrow and not eating everything right this minute is really taking a lot out of me.

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Spending my Sunday on the verge of cuteness overload but I can’t look away.

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Do you love getting head-spinningly drunk but hate the hangover? Want to ride a roller coaster but don't want to drive to the amusement park? Try Vertigo! All the whirling fun without the effort, and it's FREE!!!* *Cure not included or guaranteed.

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Twitter? I don’t know her.

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Oh my word shouldn't tomorrow be Saturday already? I can't handle more week.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

A mermaid, but the bottom half is lots of heavy snuggly blankets. A litmaid.

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I was supposed to be dog sitting this week, but instead it turns out I am sitting for an ANGEL

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Important reminder.

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