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seattle, wa | iris 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐞 of the clan cameron, i hath survived 20 winters. i hath a substantial amount of grain. i own arms fit for a gallowglass, and am a comely maiden. our village desperately needs more SWINE !! contact me immediately.
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submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

i wish everyone who removes the muffler from their car a very kill yourself

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied

submitted 18 days ago • 178 comments

a gaze into the mind of the neoliberal is a harrowing thing to behold. sometimes, it can even be dangerous! but remember, if you ever encounter one in the wild, hold out your standard-issue transsexual totem, and shout "i rebuke thee, fed! i rebuke thee! vanish into the depths from which you spawn!"

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment