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The American mind is truly something to behold

Welcome to the world, Music for the Jilted Generation

*licks thumb and forefinger, slicks eyebrows* hellllloooooo ladies

Recently watched The Howling (1981) and enjoyed it, in all its cheesy 80s horror glory. What really struck me was how GOOD it all looked. There wasn't even anything spectacular being done cinematography-wise, but it everying was dressed and lit so gorgeously. Foreboding doorway shadows! I love them

If a time traveller gave me a gun and a time machine and told me to kill Hitler, I think I would disobey and kill the asshole who makes xkcd instead

hello fine shyt 🤎

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius. Doooooctor Zaius

7 year break from playing a video game competitively after R6 Siege made me understand true torment. The fighting spirit reignited by Marvel Rivals of all things. This game is like heroin and I need an intervention.

Man what the fuck is this guy doing here

The Quick and the Dead is lowkey Sam Raimi's best film but I'm not allowed to say that after being the reigning Bruce Campell fan for the fourth year in a row

Oh great, Hank Green is on this website too

Today I started reading the 2009 run of Power Girl because I love large breasts