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Please follow me, I think it’d be so funny to have my biggest account be on Bluesky, pleasepleaseplease
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ohhh my god you'd be good at macrodata refinement? should we tell everyone? should we throw a music dance experience? should we invite ms. casey?

My guy those words do not mean the same thing

Do Not Fuck With Gamers

this is how it feels to use windows

Found myself getting legitimately upset when someone insulted puppetry I think I may have used to phrase “rich theatrical history of puppetry” I was too high to remember the history of puppetry D+

@rbreich.bsky.social I just finished The System and I was wondering if you had a different opinion on what the path forward is for democracy vs oligarchy in the current political climate

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

Watching severance for the first time thoughts down below!

I don’t trust people who say your body will tell you what you need because it’s 4:00pm all I’ve had today is a muffin and 3 beers and I feel great

Guess I gotta watch the Bob Dylan movie now

I’ve now arrived in LA during the Hurriquake and uniquely bad wildfires. Am I a bad omen?

Season 2 of Buffy is going way harder than season 1

Sometimes I am surprised by the number of buttons I fail to utilize on a shirt

Trying to understand if my dad understands the political implication of gifting a MyPillow to my sister

My largest source of pride is that I know I’m a get at an event where people are bringing a dish

Arthur Aguefort ass beer

Me going to a bar crawl with my moms: “Let’s all make we eat something before we start drinking!”

Stop CGI-ing actors to look younger and just cast a younger look-a-like!!

When I was running the other day a kind older man just pointed at me and said “Olympics” so I’ve been riding that high for a while

It’s actually crazy when a major airport doesn’t have a train line. Like what an obvious blunder

My airport outfits verge on nonsensical

Had enough to drink that I’m screaming about Blue and Magenta from Blue’s Clues lezzing out

Unironically I’m trying to become more of a poster as a New Year’s resolution

At the iMax rerelease of Interstellar and people are abuzz about Luigi

I hate when like you get to a full movie early and end up sitting right next to the one other person in your row so you kind of look like a freak

I haven’t worn a suit since following @dieworkwear.bsky.social and I’m afraid to now

Israel’s former defense minister, Moshe Ya’alon, has accused Israel of ethnic cleansing and committing war crimes in Gaza.

Two bros chilling on a bus with a seat between them because they’re not gay

Seeing Wicked and the new season of Arcane in the same week has made me want to dress like a mad man

An unexpected advocate for Bluesky: @flavorflav.bsky.social

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