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hip thrusted over 300 lbs today, what’s up shorties

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actually I think I’m ready to leave this nightmare country

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i think everyone needs to stop framing whats going on as “bending the knee” and what’s really happening which is “they’re finally feel free to do what they’ve always wanted to do”

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in light of some recent news, just reminded of this….

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I like the popular with friends tab, it proves that everyone is equally depraved

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need to stop binging old seasons of drag race, it’s turning my mind into mush yes gawd

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fuck it have me when you like

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sad but true

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unfortunately for the bf I did not come back from the gym in the 🍆sucking mood :( fortunately for him I did come back in the 🍆riding mood :)

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buss it

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my dick looks really good when I’m bouncing on it, just fyi

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the pieces the pieces the pieces of me

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happy Friday

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I have 4 leaders simultaneously going to war with me in civ 7 wtf let’s all just hate on the pretty girl

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The homosexual urge to kill

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not me choosing hope today

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nunca lo olvides

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committed to thriving today

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“himbo” is so 2018 coded… we want intellects , we want engaged citizens

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probably easier to behead a king than a president so

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without a hint of irony or hyperbole, I think kim cattrall is probably one of the greatest comedic actors in the history of forever.

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is this anything for hump day (my fade looks good)

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been oscillating between these two vibes lately

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keeping the faith

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it’s not like la is perfect or anything by nyc has a particularly crazy history of electing the worst men imaginable to be their mayor lol

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almost just reposted some porn, phew

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someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

submitted 9 days ago • 84 comments

ok so my white lotus theory is that carrie coon’s character in white lotus is the mom of portia from the last season

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this accurately sums up my feelings about this particular monday

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“Post your most daddy pic” oh honey I’ve never

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I just think that hard dicks are really neat.

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no one has ever been hotter

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madonna on tokischa

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hip thrusted over 300 lbs today, what’s up shorties

actually I think I’m ready to leave this nightmare country

i think everyone needs to stop framing whats going on as “bending the knee” and what’s really happening which is “they’re finally feel free to do what they’ve always wanted to do”

in light of some recent news, just reminded of this….

I like the popular with friends tab, it proves that everyone is equally depraved

need to stop binging old seasons of drag race, it’s turning my mind into mush yes gawd

fuck it have me when you like

sad but true

unfortunately for the bf I did not come back from the gym in the 🍆sucking mood :( fortunately for him I did come back in the 🍆riding mood :)

buss it

my dick looks really good when I’m bouncing on it, just fyi

the pieces the pieces the pieces of me

happy Friday

I have 4 leaders simultaneously going to war with me in civ 7 wtf let’s all just hate on the pretty girl

The homosexual urge to kill

not me choosing hope today

nunca lo olvides

committed to thriving today

“himbo” is so 2018 coded… we want intellects , we want engaged citizens

probably easier to behead a king than a president so

without a hint of irony or hyperbole, I think kim cattrall is probably one of the greatest comedic actors in the history of forever.

is this anything for hump day (my fade looks good)

been oscillating between these two vibes lately

keeping the faith

it’s not like la is perfect or anything by nyc has a particularly crazy history of electing the worst men imaginable to be their mayor lol

almost just reposted some porn, phew

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

ok so my white lotus theory is that carrie coon’s character in white lotus is the mom of portia from the last season

this accurately sums up my feelings about this particular monday

“Post your most daddy pic” oh honey I’ve never

I just think that hard dicks are really neat.

no one has ever been hotter

madonna on tokischa

cooking coq au vin for my man in my jock for valentines, I needa be wife’d up asap

getting my v card punched

this image is very compelling to me. not sure why 🤨