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Finally, social media that's billionaire-proof. ⚡ Bluesky's first IRL ads spotted in @boston.gov @mbta.com.

submitted 3 days ago • 790 comments

I don’t want AI. I want an app that allows me to Bitch Slap an Asshole from a remote location.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

please sign my petition to change leap years to hump years. Hump Year: Occurs every 12 yrs when a year is 369 days.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Best clean new energy source: harness the power of me yelling at the screen nowadays

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

People are wondering why the United States doesn’t demand Benjamin Netanyahu say thank you, or why we’re not shaking down Israel for the money we give them. The answer is simple: Donald Trump is a Russian asset. Not a Palestinian asset. Glad to clear that up.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

does anyone blame Jack Dorsey and twitr for what's wrong with the world right now?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Blue Collar Community is super outraged about LGBT, but no outrage over HVAC??

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

does anyone else HATE CloudFlare?

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

people need to stop fucking dancing all the stupid time and ESPECIALLY in commercials

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

the swearing in happens on this day. emphasis on the swearing.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Hey…

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

McDonalds should change its name to the McFlurry machine is broken.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Four more years of this.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Zuckerberg? more like 🥕 🎪

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

welcome new followers. enjoy the shitty jokes I think are hilarious.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Mark Zuckerberg Insists Anyone With Same Skewed Values And Unrelenting Thirst For Power Could Have Made Same Mistakes theonion.com/mark-zu...

submitted 59 days ago • 50 comments

Carrot Top has really let himself go.

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

FIRENADO... the person who invented this term needs their own channel on all streaming platforms. what else you got??

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

I was so excited to hear that I won #CharminTP toilet paper for a year. And so disappointed that the email was "an error". Charmin did try to make it too, which I appreciate.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I just won a contest! I won a year's supply of toilet paper from Charmin. Seriously, I really did. I just hope they don't send it to me all at once 😂

submitted 84 days ago • 5 comments

Poll: What is a doctor only rich people go to? A) Chiropractor B) all of the above C) comment below

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Sad but true.

submitted 85 days ago • 930 comments

what's the dirtiest sounding cheese?

submitted 85 days ago • 3 comments

now that we are fully in the digital age...We should rename the paper Shredder to the Deleter.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

I think we needed more cat ladies

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

imagine if viruses had a PAC and that's how we got where we are?

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

gollum voice: What has it got in its nasty little pocketses? Deez Nuts!

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

This kinda feels like telling jokes on the Titanic

submitted 92 days ago • 12 comments

pre pardon please

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

what am I supposed to call an old pair of Old Navy jeans?

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment