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A little bit of a lot of things. Mainly sports, wrestling, tokusatsu, and video games. I'm not as good at Magic as I'd like to be (but who is?)
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consuming some form of erotica is so common that it's become effectively impossible to find people to act as a control group for studies about it. It's very funny that teens are so wildly puritanical now that they all deny the thing they all want bsky.app/profile/josh...

Minnesota Senator Tina Smith bringing the thunder πŸ”₯

I know I'm a bit spicy lately but I have developed an intense vendetta against people stifling creativity and scaring off others from creating and sharing fir no goddamn reason. Humans NEED to create! Everyone has art only THEY can express, a story only THEY can tell. I want to see it all!

so many people look at persona, make up what they think a dating sim is, and then announce their subversion of it; something the genre itself did in 1999 bsky.app/profile/vixi...

One of the weirdest things about the Final Fantasy Magic cards being revealed is how many people I've seen say "I know nothing about Final Fantasy." I grew up when there were FF games coming out constantly and hearing this made me realize "Oh right, we've gotten like two in the last decade... damn."

it's crazy that Stick of Truth is the perfect structure and scope for a tie-in game for pretty much any cartoon and nobody ever ripped it off. World Class Fumble.

In a heads-up move, Lucas Duchow pumps his opponent's creature to squeak across the finish line into #PTDFT Top 8!

"my dinar", acrylic on canvas, 2023 still one of my favorite pieces I've done 🐻

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Vibes indeed; holy crap

paddington fanart! the new movie was very cute #paddington #illustration

A podcast called "Are You Mad at Me?" where I call everyone I know and ask them if they're mad at me, and once we get to a "yes" I immediately hang up and panic about every interaction l've ever had with them and that's the show

It's Over - Gator Days

i like the enemy in legacy of the wizard that looks like kirby in a boater hat

every liberal follow zombie like this should be reported as spam

thought when making toast earlier

Me (absolute idiot; rube): Most of the top commons and uncommons are green, and the 4 winningest 2-color pairs all touch green. Maybe green is good You (Limited Expert; Creator; insightful): I have played *several* games, and -- lemme tell ya 🫡 -- green is not the best color!

CUT MY WHEAT INTO PIECES THIS IS MY PASTA SAUCE MASTICATION LINGUINE DON'T GET TO COOK BEEF RAGΓ™ FETTUCCINE

When even the New York Post has to publish this, you know you fucked up.

Your monthly reminder to turn off cable news. They are even more dangerous than the corporations you're boycotting like Target and Walmart. They helped to install that man into office because they anticipated endless content and crazy high ratings. They have the first, don't give them the second.

I have this for you. I hope you like it. Xox

Finally, the first good policy news the country has had in the last month

Gamba-kun, an enthusiastic duck, is a mascot from Nagasaki Prefecture.

seeing that polling on congressional dems and thinking about the steadily growing impact of blue wave emoji types learning, hands on, that the "how dare you speak to me" attitude from elected dems is in fact not reserved exclusively for lefties, youth, and minorities

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 21,1948 Comb and paper is a rudimentary musical instrument which consists of a comb with a piece of paper pressed to it. To play it, one has to press their lips to the paper pressed to the comb and sing or vocalize into it

I feel a turning point of Pokemon going from "a world with wonders" to "a world of wonders" is when the anime shifts from "the gang runs into a guy with a weird way of training pokemon" to "the gang runs into yet another town with another festival celebrating a pokemon"

i like to think that about 80% of development of a fromsoft game is the team sitting down and making a list of interesting new kinds of pervert

Easily overwhelmed xox

I am weirdly so happy about this. Man this policy was so dumb.

Just a lil guy, not the threat! The lil guy:

i love birb πŸͺΆ

drew a pokemon comic πŸ§… #pokemon #smoliv

#catcrumb

the really funny part about stuff like this is that there is clearly a class of completely soulless CEO who has absorbed these dei/wokeness complaints purely as buzzwords to sprinkle into their word salad so even rightwing guys think they're incoherent bsky.app/profile/thes...

it's not that I don't appreciate ramen hacks, but who is spending like 30 minutes cutting things to then mix it in with cheap packaged ramen

Since we're all in the great American city of Chicago... I hearby proclaim the vibe of the weekend. In the words of this fine city's great philosophers, Jake and Elwood:

This will especially hurt rural folks

people treat writing like it's some magical thing given to you by god but it's a skill like anything else. The more you do it and the more you read the better you'll get at it. We need to obliterate the idea of 'talent' cause it mostly isn't real bsky.app/profile/yolo...

FF Players TCG Players Dragon Shield 🀝

rainbow animals 🌈

Inviting people over 30 out to events starting after 9pm on a weeknight should be a felony

man ippo really has the highest concentration of 'punches that look like that guy just flat out died instantly' in any series

Samurai Pizza Cats: Blast from the Past is a 2D action RPG in development for 2026 release on all major platforms to celebrate the 35th anniversary of the anime: www.rpgsite.net/news/16913-s...

Balatro launched one year ago today I often say I made this game for myself and friends, but seeing so many people connect with Balatro has filled this past year with joy. Thank you players, your love and support have kept Balatro thriving! I appreciate you all naneinf! 🍌

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Open thread to find out 🐾🐾

he's practicing for being a king slime! #dragonquest #needlefelting

:) >:( #art