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I’m screaminggggggf. And shitting

If a perfumer ever alleges that their fragrance is gonna smell like c*m or c*ck or p*ssy or br*astmilk or blo*d or even w*eed they are LYING to you. there are however fragrances that capture the smell of good taint rather successfully and i have one of them.

when I stage a coup on lacroix I will order immediate production of the following: new: rose, orange blossom, lychee, alpine (douglas fir spring tips), gin fizz reformulations: mango, cherry blossom (less cherry more blossom), mojito (10x mintier) sequels: coconut intense, coconut homme

YeAh i bEeN luCkY… aNd i bEeN UNlucKy … :(

it’s always the most fabulous among us asking, “am I a chop hoe?” … dearest, you are the top hoe. a cream-of-the-crop hoe. now stop, hoe

i dont wanna see any pleats please for a few months . i need everyone to give the pleats like 6 months' sabbatical

Happy fugly spring equinox

No one wants to talk about the difficulty of going about life in the city when your vocal stim is Shrieking like a Banshee .

The righteous and sacred war between the forces of PLUR (peace love unity respect) and SHID (strife hate individuation disregard)

me and my homies when Tujiko Noriko - Crépuscule I & II (2023) comes on

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drop hoe (2025)

Anne imhof (pejorative)

the cries of the baby next door have evolved ... she has discovered Malice

the way the sun is still out as it's pushing 7pm >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I forgot that waking up from a nightmare sweating with heart pounding and then needing to have the lights on for a bit was a thing like that’s so oldtimey. lady Macbeth wandering the stoney halls with a candle teas

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gaga oscars acceptance speech 2019 original footage

the only good thing that AI has enabled me to do:

lady gaga oscar acceptance but she has to hurry because there's an earthquake

if you can’t make yourself a body without organs, store-bought is fine !

for Lent I am giving up

every social media platform I’ve ever used @ my posts :

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Good morning!!

❌  NO JOY

I always knew Airbnb is fucked which is why I use MisterBnB and save money by learning way too much about some gay couple’s toxic dynamics