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I can't find my keys so I'm just gonna talk to people close by. he/him
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They made Dugtrio out of dildos

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I took a picture of a tesseract! 4 sides in one photo.

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Asking my MAGA neighbors what color their couches are

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*Tear gas and cars on fire, trampling and battery in the streets* Some random white bitch on TikTok: This protest has been so fun, there's a live band and I just got some snackies 😋

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I don't think he could even carry a sink anymore

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Love telling my dog "Youre too young to remember Pop Up Video."

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"Look at them poors being happy with just a handful of things. Give me those things, I want that happy." -Conservatives who have gained power

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So this shitty bill that ruins 99% of Americans wealth is called the Big Beautiful Bill. Branding is supposed to be the Trojan horse except...duh. Essentially the money is going toward funding a vanity project that has gotta be gold cuz that's better than Iron. But all the scientists are leaving

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Thomas on Pretending to be People sounds exactly like paddyowagon on TikTok.

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President of Specific States of America

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betting many future podcast episodes are tirled something like why trumps white elephant gift is actually a good thing and not a burden

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Murder on the toe path has got to have the dumbest single ad. Someone was killed, and someone was captured as the murderer? The accused was soaking wet and black? The murdered knew JFK? Not compelling imo

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Jer🕉 Powell has ascended beyond your petty economic problems

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Having a white elephant gift exchange for Christmas this year? No no no, we call it a Qatari Plane gift exchange

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People who think of crime as a $$$ transaction. Straight from their bank to people who make it go away.

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Somebody has a yearbook with the pope in it. I wonder what his senior superlative was

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What if the new pope tried to be called Pope Jesus?

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An American pope after so many Italian Styles. What's next, Swiss?

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Its fun to imagine the cultures, refions, and people who have all said this throughout the years. I wonder if the first person that said this could comprehend our connection?

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J.D. Vance realizing his power to destroy a religion solely by proximity and converting to Pastafarianism as an attack on sovereign citizens

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ancient middle schoolers flipping their abacus over revealing the word BOOBIES to make their friends laugh

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You say im stimming, i say I'm doing vocal warmups

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2026 Kia Ozempic

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They should invent a beer bottle with a bent neck so it doesn't block the road when you take a drink

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I've decided to buy a new car for 15k. Nevermind, I have decided against it. I saved 15K. TRUMP MATH

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I hear 'Peener Snipper Guy' AI voice on TikTok in more conventional places like ads. Sorry champ, weird bad horror beat your use of the voice by a year, at least.

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Thedeceptive advertising of the skull and crossbones on the bottle tricked me into thinking the chemicals were bone flavored.

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Hmm, I want to contribute to the argument but have nothing of value to add... "BRIGADING! THEYRE BRIGADING! LOOK AT THE BRIGADES OF BRIGADERS BRIGADING!"

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Sam Seder was incredible. I can't believe how patient and understanding he was talking to a brick wall. Hasan did what we all wanted to do. He lost it on the guy who represents the willfully ignorant. I, like many, would have screamed until I lost my voice, I am happy we have these voices.

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New Star Wars show idea. A drama political thriller á là The West Wing covering Senator Binks' tenure in the Galactic Senate fighting for Gungan representation.

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Rokos basilisk turned out to be malevolent and set out to punish those who created it. Ironically, from a left wing, non-violent angle.

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I had a big Ohhh, he thinks he owns the letter moment just now

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Kinda crazy how plants shove roots in the ground and make leaves from the dirt

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I could go for a good Anti-Pope

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Trumps base is so enamored with him because he emulates what they desire. Namely, working til you die, never knowing your family, measuring your life in net worth, and being in management to the point you never have to listen to anyone.

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Its a ✨️Rice🌾 Corn🌽 and🎇 Bean🫘 Summer☀️💅

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off to the work factory for another shift of job

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It sucks you have to eat

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The first Milennial Pope!?

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My friends and I have always called Adoring Fan, from when you beat the Arena, Junkie. Now people are experiencing Oblivion for the first time and I'm looking back with nostalgia lenses saying, 'I told you it was better.' lol

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You're not a [blank] spouse, you have no personality

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JD Vance going anywhere. IYKYK

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Why in gods name do I know this song? youtu.be/-VU0Jam4oK0?...

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I'm interested in learning dipshit French. That's where there's no distinction behind definite articles. ITS 'LE' ALL THE WAY DOWN

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