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siddnice.bsky.social
I'm here to entertain you. Are you not entertained?
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Once a year, BlueSky and Truth Social members should get together for an annual picnic. There will be tug of war, mud wrestling, wet t-shirt contests, etc. and the winning side gets to moderate the other for 24 hours. After that, we all go back to our echo chambers and start training for next year.

Large group of us in a rented room about to have our Xmas party. Ordered everything from Honey Baked Ham Co. and the sides came frozen. So in this room we have 7 microwaves running to warm up enough sides for 35 people. Anyways, I think we're all sterile now.

I don't like coffee, but I tell people I drink it so that they will forgive me for being an asshole for at least the first couple of hours in the day...

Let's talk about the elephant in the room... His name is Simba and he's got a thing for pumpkins...

I thought of a really funny thing to post while I was in the shower this morning, but I forgot it. Please pretend that this is that post and make sure to like it...

When I was in elementary school, I used to get beat up by the third graders. I showed them though, I'm never going to substitute teach for those little gremlins again...

My wife and I roleplay that she is faithful and I sleep with girls I meet on the internet. She just doesn't know it yet...

Just had an authentic Italian meal at a cosy restaurant. I ate so many bread sticks and salad that I can see why the Mafia is protecting this culture... #WhenYoureHereYoureFamily

So cold today, I had to put on a long sleeve t-shirt. Oh the humanity!

Bad news... I had to shut down my OF today. I only had one subscriber, but Dad told me he couldn't afford it anymore.

Let's be very clear on one thing...