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sidoniegabrielle.bsky.social
2000 years of age ???. just found some spiders in my overalls pocket, helping them thrive with Wii Sports Gambling
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Putting, “Comedian,” in my bio so people know up front that I’m not funny.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

but yes let's all keep laughing at cis dudes' joking that one of the EOs declared all americans women at conception because it's so funny, that ironic incorrectness, even as actual identity documents of trans people get rewritten and removed

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

when you asked me about the state of my mid-twenties at any earlier time in my life the answer would not have been "waiting for my sabrina carpenter pajamas to run through the dryer while i read books about the history of fascism" but y'know, sometimes the world just lines up in a way

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

this is hell on several levels but it also is objectively funny from an atlantic city casino perspective

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

@thenewmexican.bsky.social aye let me subscribe to your newspaper just digitally. i would love a print copy but am WAY out of your delivery radius. but i like your paper and want to subscribe

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

it's so funny when pets have the same mental illnesses as you. why does my cat have an anxiety disorder

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

every morning my cat waits for the sun to rise over the apartment buildings so he can chase the reflections that come off my disco ball planter

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

stuff such as scratch my hand for slightly moving when her lil hand is atop mine 💕

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 23 days ago • 349 comments

sprinkle idk she's just my gal shes adorable

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

“the vibes have shifted” is passive voice. “tech oligarchs made deliberate changes to social media algorithms which altered the way most people perceive reality in a successful attempt to engineer business-favorable outcomes” is more EW WOKE CRINGE but it’s also direct, accurate, and meaningful

submitted 23 days ago • 53 comments

she fell asleep and whatever her dream was made her fluff up to her raccoon tail omg

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments