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Writer of big girls, usually getting bigger 🔞 http://www.furaffinity.net/user/siems - @siemsfaulk on the twitsite
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Getting really annoyed with the internet's obsession of turning every single mediocre piece of 80's-90's media into "le underrated gem" because now they can consumed for basically free in terms of money and time.

Armored Core VI's arena rankings are funny to me, because you get rankings like this: 25: Elite member of a corporation's in-house killteam, with the best AC money can buy and is a top-of-the-line Gen 8 Augmented Humanâ„¢ 24: The worst fucking preset AC in the fucking game

I regret to inform you that ACAB now includes Toad.

Tears of the Kingdom and Mario Kart World giving us Pilotwings before Nintendo actually gives us a new Pilotwings.

Dark Dawn catching strays from Toby Fox of all people. #Deltarune

I may have accidentally created a throuple. #Deltarune

We are just a little bit closer to Ralsei saying 'fuck' boys.

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

My one fear with Nightreign is that it's going to absolutely murder my muscle memory for other Souls games.

lowtax lowtax lowtax LOWTAX LOWTAX LOWTAX

My one hope for Nightreign is that they "accidentally" revert the rot dogs' original insane damage output for a patch cycle at least. I want to see HP bars disappear. I want to feel my squad's fear.

D-16: *Forms a fusion cannon and presses it to Starscream's cheek* Pax: "Whoa, buddy, getting a little intense here aren't we?" ... Bee: "Hey, I've got knife hands and merked a dozen guys with a Prime-honest smile on my face!" Pax: "You do you, little guy. I'm so proud right now."