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Humorous Humanist • Paralegal • Former Academic • Arizona Livin’ • All Views My Own Find Me: https://linktr.ee/sierramstewart
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can’t or won’t believe it’s not butter, brenda

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Misery loves company. Especially when they arrive bearing a fine assortment of meats and cheeses.

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

remember this morning? that was one month ago

submitted 10 days ago • 56 comments

Underwater photography in 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA (1916). Underwater scenes had been popular since the 1890s but had been achieved via sets, props and even shooting through a water tank. This film was properly in the ocean.

submitted 49 days ago • 21 comments

therapist: pick your battles me: okay gettysburg

submitted 49 days ago • 14 comments

Nonprofit droid named 501(c)(3)PO

submitted 57 days ago • 18 comments

The most disturbing possibility isn’t that millions have been brainwashed. It’s that they haven’t.

submitted 56 days ago • 51 comments

monday now rebranded to a friendlier "tuesday eve"

submitted 56 days ago • 37 comments

Honestly, me too.

submitted 57 days ago • 257 comments

do you ever get the feeling you’re being stalked by a hobby you don’t yet participate in

submitted 63 days ago • 74 comments

Mended Stockings, 1934 by US photographer Dorothea Lange, who brought the human cost of the Great Depression to the world #WomensArt

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

𝘗𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘯 is my favorite song about a cruel experiment resulting in a hybrid human/keyboard monster.

submitted 63 days ago • 7 comments

Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.

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Unclenching isn’t enough, I need to remove my jaw and wring it out like a towel.

submitted 71 days ago • 6 comments

Not to get political but I am tired

submitted 71 days ago • 40 comments

My 401k Monday and Today.

submitted 72 days ago • 101 comments

weekend stream of consciousness skeeting is only marginally less pessimistic than weekdays. must be these unprecedented times.

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

Siri, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

submitted 72 days ago • 684 comments

My 5 year old just referred to the drink menu as a "beer magazine" and that's what I'm calling it from now on

submitted 72 days ago • 5 comments

Him: What’s your sign? Me: Disaster Area

submitted 443 days ago • 2 comments

I think my subconscious punishes me for all the years I slept in by forcing me to now wake up with the sun.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I will huff all the neon out of all the signs just to have you describe me as luminous.

submitted 72 days ago • 3 comments

Good morning to those who participate.

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

this place is either Hearts Of Darkness by Joseph Conrad or Welcome To The Jungle by GNR there is no in between

submitted 95 days ago • 6 comments

Trent Reznor rough draft

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

Ever check your mail and decide to wait until there's better mail before bringing it in

submitted 100 days ago • 64 comments

I didn't think the Beatles were as groundbreaking as people said, but the lyric, "I heard the news today, oh boy," really hits nowadays

submitted 104 days ago • 60 comments

One day, you’re young and carefree. The next, you completely understand why your grandparents ate dinner at 4:00.

submitted 104 days ago • 5 comments

There's no punk rock way to run from a cicada

submitted 104 days ago • 10 comments

“Here comes the sun.” - George Harrison, amateur astronomer

submitted 104 days ago • 11 comments

Smokey the Bear’s gonna check his .gov email when he’s done hibernating this year like what the fuuuuuuuck

submitted 104 days ago • 18 comments

There should be a tribute to David Lynch, where they just show 60 seconds of a static shot of a steam filled underground corridor, with a flickering fluorescent light backed with ominous washing and a distant scream

submitted 105 days ago • 74 comments

Trying to explain technofeudalism to my 69-year-old father was not on my BINGO card this year.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

how long have you been responsible for taking yourself to funkytown?

submitted 110 days ago • 4 comments

That was definitely my circus and monkeys but the leopards are not mine I swear.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Twin Peaks Day, my friends ☕️

submitted 112 days ago • 22 comments

personally I think the Conclave marketing team is taking this campaign too far

submitted 112 days ago • 5 comments

Crows can recognize people many years later, even if they are wearing a disguise. However, science cannot explain why the crows would wear a disguise.

submitted 112 days ago • 9 comments

Someone asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I have never heard of that kind of bacon. Is it new?

submitted 112 days ago • 138 comments

They should make a crazy diamond that shines on

submitted 112 days ago • 21 comments

I was born to bewilder.

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