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Average bbno$ song: "Brand new Maserati for my shawty, honk the horn again, Left me for a hottie, now she got me gooning to a Fortnite skin..." The sample in the Chorus: "DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO!"

So many of our problems can be traced to the “fiduciary duty” of corporations to prioritize profits over literally everything else.

"12 Days of Christmas" had to be the funniest Christmas carol ever, because it's just about some person giving their partner 364 birds.

Don't go on social media right before a job interview.

Needed to post about this since it's so rare, but I've recently been feeling *not depressed* and let me just tell you once that happens, you feel really dumb for talking so much bullshit about yourself.

rock poser listens to jimi hendrix for the first time, has their stupid fucking bisexual head exploded against the wall (it's me, im rock poser)

Things Bluesky could really use: - Edit Button - Not Hidden Dislike Button - Rich Text Options (Bold, Italic, Underline, Strikethrough) - Colorful Names

Walnuts with no seasoning taste like Nintendo Switch cartridges and anyone who says otherwise is a filthy liar.

“this oc looks like (other character)” ❌ “this oc looks like the battle pass” ✅

mootpost but they're subliminal 🍋 Winner gets a lemon! 🧆 Did somebody say meatloaf? 🪄 Scuppers 🍄 Mario 7? Is that the one I played? 🥓 Unlimited Bacon, but no games 🟨 So what? My name's Dignan! 🍅 Ted 2 🍻 Funny Little Character

bluesky gotta have the stickiest algorithm in the whole world and i lowkey hate it

#artshare but i only draw my dnd characters and obscure hyperfixations

Deck-builder in the vein of Balatro or Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers, but checkers. Like you can buy and upgrade pieces and keep climbing up the ranks to fight harder AI with better pieces.

playing video games

quite frankly have no clue on eu politics, but this looks like a really weird episode of undercover boss