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cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this “don’t touch my ankles they hurt all the time”
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Grafton St, Dublin right now 👏👏👏 Big ups to this legend

“i want you to fuck me and with every thrust name an album you stole from columbia house” now THATS how you talk dirty to a gen Xer

there’s ducks behind the back patio!

keep craving an italian hero & french fries. it will never be satisfied

it’s Beulah!

i took an extra klonopin last night and this morning i didn’t wake up sweating and shivering and shaking and convinced i can’t breathe, which means this morning my husband did not find a quivering sobbing mess shrouded in towels sitting on the bed! little victories, kids.

that bbq joint on willy st in madison is closed like over 5 yrs now. the food was so good but apparently local homeowners who were vegan objected to the smoking fragrances and ran them out of town. and the place just sits there empty. a monument to annoying assholes always getting their way. awful

i love to see master p on the wrestle show. in high school we got talking master p dolls from jacks 99¢ store in midtown. we’d make them talk during quiet moments in chorus. when the batteries died they’d go “uuuuUuuuuuUUuuuhhhhhhhh…” for minutes like some kind of wounded animal crying out to god

me all week “i think i’m doing okay considering this is one year the anniversary of everything horrible” me today: one massive sweating, sobbing panic attack 🤡

i love when people pronounce garcia as “garsha.” great bit. top tier. hilarious

i’m in a horrible mood and i can’t fix it and i just want to curse someone out, break things, and cry. instead i have to make dinner

Vance must have used too small of a slice of toilet paper when he wiped and got mud pie on his hands

Pope Francis telephoned a church in Gaza nearly every night since October 2023. But the New York Times didn’t include that fact in its obituary. mondoweiss.net/2025/04/main... #Palestine #Israel

is no one talking about the rehearsal bc the pope died?

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

OH no

having a lot of complicated feelings!! no thank you, motherfucker!!

some nice easter listening for youse music.apple.com/us/album/sin...

it’s raining and my baby hairs are all clumped together and curled upward, reaching to the sky. i look like an ethnic lady alfalfa

i can put protein powder in jello before i set it, right?

guess we can rule out the lab leak, then

there’s a video going around of a woman who was 6 wks pregnant when her her fetus stopped growing & lost the heartbeat. she is now 9 wks, begging for a D&C bc the state she in wont allow it for another wk. it’s horrible & awful but also sucks bc everyone’s sharing it & talking about THE WRONG THING

"In an earlier post, she wrote: "As for the inevitable death, if I die, I want a loud death, I don't want me in a breaking news story, nor in a number with a group, I want a death that is heard by the world, a trace that lasts forever, and immortal images that neither time nor place can bury."

don’t think i ever heard harder rain than i did this morning

should i buy myself some 20 eyelet docs? bc my boots are falling apart and i need them

i ate a bunch of edibles but i’m not even trying to party i’m just trying to sleep good

told my husband i need his opinion on a dress bc i’m not sure if it makes me look too much like an old timey italian peasant broad

well tiggle my bits

you’ve tiddilied your last wink, buddy.