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Writing type person. TTRPG work includes: Ennie award-winning Wassailing of Claus Manor; Devil, Aim For Me; DIE, GRAVE ROBBER, DIE!, writer on Trophy, Brindlewood Bay, Silt Verses, Public Access, Planet Raygun etc. etc. | signalstation.itch.io
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Dracula [flipping through the letters he asked me to write home, as he intends to mail them over a period of days and thereby hide the fact that he's holding me hostage]: Why do each of these end with the “Like, Comment, and Subscribe” above your signature? Me [eating a fly]: Algorithms, man.

Believe!!

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

A dog with an owner is a dog wizard, in league with a powerful patron who can be evoked for spells such as Open Door. A human door is a mysterious gate to other realms.

Happy Free RPG Day! Here’s my contribution, enjoy! #freeRPGday

Wallace Polsom, “Femme Fatale” (28 Feb 2019), paper collage, 16.7 x 23.5 cm | www.tumblr.com/wallacepolso... #papercollage #collage #art #contemporaryart #femmefatale #surrealart

they got pretty good wifi on the moon source: me, I am on th emoon

Exactly.

The X-Files reboot brings back fan favorite character 'Flukeman' as an FBI agent (Source: tinyurl.com/4kfxpben)

damn dude

Ice cream frogs will be available in my next shop update this Friday 6/20!

Me, wistfully: These yards... they used to be full of milkshakes. No one remembers why. Lost to time.... A second person required by the joke structure: Uh, you're saying this to us in an inappropriate context...

The problem, often, with ttrpg discourse is that one post/comment/whatever tends to hit the wider space as if there is one ttrpg hobby, but there isn't. There's... hundreds. And they all use mostly the same words but in their own idiosyncratic meanings and we're all speaking different languages. 🧵/1

Other people’s troubles are what they deserve. Ah, how they deserve them!

#Watched Iron Angels (1987 Teresa Woo San) Any excuse to post this legendary fight scene from this absolute banger of a movie

What do ttrpg players actually want? According to my research of the primary sources on social media, the most requested features include "anything that brings back the light in my eyes" and "torture implements", one not excluding the other.

Paid my ticket for the sideshow with the big banners that say Crab Boy LIVE but inside the tent was nothing but mirrors and someone wrote on them YOU ARE THE CRAB BOY and when I left the guy in the ticket booth said So long Crab Boy and what was all that about, is that true

Despite everything I still believe a better world is possible *slams down 800 pages of notes scribbled on loose leaf paper* It’s called Arachnotopia and it exists 2 million years in the future after spiders evolve thumbs

DORK BORG

If you get a chance to watch Matthew Rankin's THE TWENTIETH CENTURY, you should take it.

Where are my Dinner with Andre-heads at? Tell me more!

No one was going to tell me they decommissioned that train line decades ago? I put on my blonde wig, tied myself up on the tracks and all I got for my trouble is a raccoon peed on me? I was there for HOURs dude

“Ah, well,” I say, realizing I never lived up to my potential. “Maybe next time.”

Winked at an Ewok in the Dick’s Sporting Goods in the Glendale Galleria. I think he was trying to buy golf shoes, but it’s really hard to figure out what cashier you’re supposed to go to and they’d also caught him in an Ewok trap.

For @signalstation.bsky.social !! #walrus #orca

time for my new favorite tumblr post

Fools. I will never be kidnapped.

free video idea from my dreaming brain: editing footage of Mr. Rogers working with his hands intercut with someone else's hands painting Warhammer minis

With alt:

"Wait, like... WHALES whales? The BIG things?" - me, on my 2nd day on a whaling ship, about to have a long 4 years at sea

Franz is perfect. I hope their date goes well.

The neighborhood Ice Cream Man is preaching a new religion centered around the idea that coldness is the atrocity that links death and deliciousness and that God is a soft serve bitch. I don't really get it and his new policy of giving away a free 9mm bullet with every purchase can't end well.

I've been a longtime fan of these comics, where the creator imagines advice and encouragement from Conan the Barbarian for overcoming life's trials, such as getting out of bed, doing a thing that needs to be done, etc. Conan has a knack for putting things into perspective.