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I write sci-fi stories set in The Mortal Conglomerate, a universe-spanning megastructure where an infinitely diverse cast of characters intermingle. https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/83328/tales-from-the-mortal-conglomerate
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I'd like to apply for a job that doesn't exist yet. Traffic Circle Signal Enforcer: I sit at a busy traffic circle and every time someone doesn't use their signal to exit, I get to chase them down and detain them while I go on a long rant on why they're an ass hole.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

4.5 billion years is too long to run a simulation. It's time to turn it off.

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I'm afraid my art will only ever attract an audience like me: never comments or likes anything.

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How is this real? How is this not satire?

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I think they should make a Planet of the Apes/Jurassic Park crossover where the apes have succeeded at domesticating the dinosaurs and are riding them into battle to fight the dangerous humans.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know why, but I really enjoy this label.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Our dasher tonight was GLORIMAR in all caps.

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Someone should inform billionaires that they can just add and multiply numbers on a calculator or spreadsheet if they really just desire to see a number get bigger. It doesn't require an entire planet of suffering. See, even I can do it.

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Hard G gif pronouncers better be consistent in their pronunciation of "DOGE"

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Alien: Romulus was surprisingly much better than Prometheus and Covenant. Kind of wish I had seen it in the theater because some of the visuals were amazing. David Jonsson was great. I liked the world building that many of the other Alien films lack.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

In light of Trump II’s predictably cruel and bonkers beginning, many people are asking: “What can I do now?” Here are 10 recommendations. robertreich.substack.com/p/what-you-c...

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We need more theatrical sports. Wrestling is a neat idea, but it's just not my sports theater genre of choice. I want a full sports opera acted out through a baseball or basketball season. That's the only way I'm ever going to be interested in a sport.

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Why is kombucha featured in Target's LGBTQIA+ category?

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