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If you want people to follow you back on social media I suggest trying to be funny or interesting or cute instead of being excruciatingly tedious

submitted 74 days ago • 143 comments

sorry but i would not have sex with Sydney Sweeney. i am already married to someone else

submitted 73 days ago • 15 comments

Got the wrong cake for my wife's bday yesterday and she was very gracious about it. But I won't forget this. 364 days left to make it right

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

yay December

submitted 83 days ago • 5 comments

for context NYC offered a $10k reward for any critical information about the homocide which is about the cost of a single 15 minute ambulance ride after UnitedHealthcare denies coverage bc the EMTs responding to the call were out of network

submitted 83 days ago • 58 comments

Fancy seeing you here

submitted 83 days ago • 4 comments

As a former adjuster, I can tell you that these claims are extremely expensive; cost of anesthesiologists, the drugs themselves etc … and time is the biggest factor in the cost. Meanwhile, your premium will continue its yearly rise. They will never stop squeezing.

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

It’s amazing how people in the old days really hated their kids

submitted 392 days ago • 7 comments

Genuinely can't remember the last time I was drunk lol

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Bluesky joining the ranks of apps I actually use bc I cannot leave notifications on. no ma'am.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

I hate that one guy who ran around collecting girls addresses to send them bday cards bc I wish I could send mutuals holiday cards without evoking the same vibe!!

submitted 88 days ago • 4 comments

People just aren't named "Milt Rice" anymore

submitted 88 days ago • 5 comments

Happy Thanksgiving to everybody and a special thanks to all of the people in the emergency services working today and sending love and prayers to all of those in hospital or sick and to all those sitting by their bedside. Praying for loved ones to feel better.

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier

submitted 90 days ago • 95 comments

They chose effing Saruman Sucks

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

Has Trump been on Hot Ones? They should make him do it every month maybe he'll perish

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

One of my least favorite things about living on the west Coast is how the time zones affect the Macy's thanksgiving day parade. I just wanna watch it from the beginning

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Waking up didn't have my glasses on and immediately tripped and broke the bowl in my bong. But that's why we have backups

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

New Orleans out here innovating in bread shapes. Say hello to the challigator.

submitted 91 days ago • 164 comments

Good morning, good moooorning, it's great to stay up late

submitted 90 days ago • 5 comments

imo it's been friday since friday and will remain so until friday

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

We've hit not one, not two, but three separate to do lists for the day

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Made a new error in my mac and cheese recipe tonight and accidentally doubled the pasta lol glad I caught it in time

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock *this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans

submitted 91 days ago • 179 comments

(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,

submitted 91 days ago • 85 comments

Dough is chilling 🙂‍↕️ think I'm gonna make an entire batch of minis this time

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

The grandmother in me is ready to start some youngun on snapping beans and peeling potatoes

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I hate being the only one in the house awake before noon

submitted 90 days ago • 3 comments

Okay *today* I am making biscuits

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Elliott Erwitt French-American, 1928–2023 Snoopy, 1988 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Manhattan, New York 🦃

submitted 91 days ago • 13 comments

You are not prepared to look at the sling-jaw wrasse's mouth

submitted 91 days ago • 101 comments