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Official patron saint of holy fools! And for some reason, puppeteers. Sillier than thou. Pitied by Mr. T. “All theologians fart” —an inspirational quote, by me.
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I know by that same eye there’s some good news.

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Being radicalized increasingly since 2016 has just been banging my head against this post indefinitely.

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Political Commentary Bot is undefeated

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1997?

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Woolly mammoths

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Okay but what about if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and talks like Ed McMahon? Not exactly like Ed McMahon but kind of like your uncle doing his almost good Ed McMahon impression

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I have amazing friends and they send me stuff like this.

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Is this waiter flirting with me because they just handed me a piece of paper that says ME N U

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A farmer has a bag of grain, a bag of chicken, and a bag of wolves on the side of his boat. He is beginning to rethink his life choices. He’d carried them thus far, hadn’t he? Why must the boat only hold two? Why can’t there be a bag of wolves? Who else would even know?

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Political Commentary Bot

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BATMAN AND THE BUNNY PICNIC: A TRUE STORY hmmm with a title like that I feel like I’m kind of boxed in with my options, what if I decide this should be a pirate story instead? I’ll have to have my people call some people. so said the dark lawyer, who was frustratingly out of town all damn weekend

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You either live long enough to die the hero, or you die after you live long enough to be the villain

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ME: So guys, I have a fantastic idea for you THE GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST, PRESENT, AND YET TO COME: Absolutely not ME: You don’t even know what I was going to say GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: We can guess GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: and the answer is still no GHOST OF CHRISTMAS YET TO COME:

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Between this and the Chiefs I think I may have found a foolproof formula for sports betting

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Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

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My cat really wants to see this

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The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

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“NO KINGS! Heh ha ha heh!”

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rabbits

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That big boat carrying a load of rude shaped spuds is NOT a threat! I'm telling you it's a benevolent dick tater ship!

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Has this ever happened to you? You read a recursive post that asks, Has this ever happened to you? You read a recursive post that asks, Has this ever happened to you? You read a recursive post that asks, Has this ever happened to you? You read a recursive post that asks,

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Money

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Wahoo! That was more fun than getting flushed down the sewer!

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Yo! Your shtick is awful!

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Stay tuned when next time, our super jackpot will total 35 cents!

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my walk up song is the sound of me falling down and yelling i'm ok

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Calling yourself a king doesn’t make you a king. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords does.

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Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

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You either live long enough to die the hero, or you die after you live long enough to be the villain

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