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simienne.bsky.social
gay stuff, chronic illness, games, cats, books, dnd, socialism, occasional shitpost - Celiac, IC, endo, SPS, POTS, BP2 & more - ace, pan, genderfluid - cats are gideon and harrow - dnd at twitch.tv/ForTheRoles
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Man, really Apple? Really? It literally says “Image Creation” and “Chat GPT Extension”. Hidden under SCREEN TIME. Gah!!! These tech bros are literally trying to shove this junk down our throats. Keep resisting it. It’s so dumb.

this is an incredible win and proof that better things ARE possible even and especially if they are boring local road management bureaucracy politics

wtf is this

yesterday I met a pitty mix foster pup with a beautiful brindle/white coat and floppy hound ears and as soon as I walked in she was happily smooshing her butt against me begging for scritches completely ignoring the three other people and dogs in the room and it was the best and I have the best job

5 more weeks until I either feel better or my surgeon will remove the mesh that’s felt like I’m sitting on sandpaper for 3mos. Every day I think “I can’t do this another day” and every day I prove myself wrong. This isnt the most pain I’ve ever been in but it’s the most constant and invariable 😮‍💨

What is autism? Worth a quick run-through of the modern understanding of autism, since so many teams are still using the outdated DSM-5 descriptions from 2013. So many changes in the last 12 years. This is all from research studies. Thread. It's part of wider neurodivergence, a brain difference/

To spell it out, the reason I hate democrats so much and criticize them more than I do republicans is because they take up all the space for opposition to republicans and use that space to give republicans whatever the fuck they want.

starting to regret putting all my stat points into “doing funny voices” and “being tired”. didn’t realize this game was so heavily weighted toward IT builds

we are all understandably wondering "how afraid should i be?" but that's not actually a helpful question because even if it were answerable, the information wouldn't be useful. the question we need to be asking is "what power do i have?" and one thing i know for a fact you all can do is be annoying.

Oracle of Delphi is a sweet gig. You sit around all day high as balls on cave fumes, and whatever dumb shit your brain comes up with is a divine message from the gods.

G I V E A W A Y Today is the 3 year anniversary of my dice shop!🥹 Thank you all SO much for everything! To celebrate you have the chance to get a 7pieces dice set in the Pastel Sunrise Design. Rules: -Follow this account -Repost this post -international, I cover shipping -ends 27/02/25, 7pm CET

The only way we’re going to make it through the day is with a lot of cats — way more cats than usual. Reply with a photo of your cat + a brief alt description and I will repost. Let’s flood the site with cats. Death by drowning in a sea of cats. Mutually assured destruction from cats

the best thing about having two cats is you can be petting a cat with both hands at the same time. this is also the worst thing about having two cats because then you have no hand to eat snacks with.

dreamed I met the heir to Vidal-Sassoon at my spouse’s colonoscopy and she was a musician who moved to illinois to start a new life but was also a vampire. I tried to get holy water but the sun got her & my burning ? for my psyche is who the fuck has thought of Vidal-Sassoon even once since the 90s

one of my fav childhood things was Sunday trips to the library w/ dad. I was a voracious SFF reader and usually took home 2-3 books for the week. dad hung around the magazines and rarely checked anything out himself. It was years before I realized he was just hanging out with me to support MY hobby

A new batch of sweet Bitties 💖 [ #cuteart #artshop #merch ]

(lying down horizontally) Oh jesus god this fucking rules. God damn. God damn this is so fucking good

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

it is every young man's dream to find a beautiful wife with 4 or more slots for equipping runes and enchantments

in HS there was a kid that was always late to class and he’d have a story like “sorry Mrs K I was in the bathroom and a portal opened and the president stepped in and said I was the only one who could save us from the secret invasion of the snot people” anyway I hope his 40s are treating him well

every day I wake up at 2am and every day I think maybe i should just give up on sleep and play video games and every day I don’t do that and instead choose to toss and turn for six hours until I have to go to work

36 is practically an adult

I often wonder what the world would look like if the measure of a culture/government/society’s success was how well the lowest among them lives, rather than the highest. The economy sucks until everyone is comfortable.

i haven’t done improv in twenty years but my brain still makes up characters. valley girl with a head cold. scottish ghost killed by cholera, jacob cholera, that son of a bitch. vladica the love island star who is also a vampire. just a taste of what the world is missing out on.

Is everything terrible right now? Pretty much. But if you try to focus on all of it, you will not be able to function. So do what you can to make the world a better place to exist in- in the ways that you can & forgive yourself for what you can't. Doing something is always better than doing nothing.