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• Labor wins second term. • Labor increases its majority. • David Pocock re-elected. • Andrew Wilkie re-elected. • Zero One Nation elected in HoR. • Zero Trumpets elected in HoR. • Peter Dutton loses his seat. IF this is all a dream, DO NOT wake me! #auspol #AusVotes25

Happy political retirement, Clive. May the next $240M you burn through be spent on dinosaur refurbishments + Titanic reconstructions - and not pathetically terrorising trans ppl for more power. Rot in irrelevance, big fella.

How tone deaf are the Liberals that their anti-Ben Smith posters in Flinders use Simon Homes A Court in a ‘Elect More Women’ hoddie. 🤦‍♂️ I’d love to know if the ‘he’s a Teal!’ scare campaign actually turns anyone off? Total own goal IMO

I second this sentiment.

Dutton's plan for today: • Announce policies A & B • Withdraw policies A & B • Announce policy B is back, along with policies D, E & F. • When journos ask for details on policies D, E & F, testily reply "I've already answered that question." then flee the presser. #auspol #AusVotes25 #PutTheLibsLast

I propose we skip mental health awareness month this year. I don’t need 2025 rubbing my nose in it like that tbh.

‘which include potentially facing $1.19bn in fines to Tesla alone over allegations it made false or misleading statements about its autopilot and self-driving features’ Excellent… hopefully this can crush Tesla & Elon.

How good would it be to see Dutton lose his seat . He has been in govt for decades and has achieved nothing positive for this country . He is a war monger, spreads division and has no vision for a multi cultural Australia. Don’t risk Dutton .

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Dutton’s goose is cooked. But a Labor majority is nothing to be sanguine about either. New:

The biggest issue with this graph is that we have had two national debates, with two extremely mediocre candidates and 33%+ of voters who don’t vote for them have been silenced & dismissed. Australia is not a democracy, it’s a duopoly of bad media laws. We need to change that. #ausool

The Chinese citizens won’t let up. 😆 This soothes my soul. 🤣😂 #MomSky #Voices4Victory

Peter Dutton's refusal to say whether Australia was experiencing the worsening impacts of climate change has frustrated climate scientists and communities facing that reality. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04...

Lets help Reuters, G-E-N-O-C-I-D-E. Removing the existence of an entire group of people.

#auspol #Australia #politics

The best name we’ve heard for the stock market bloodbath today is Orange Monday and we hope everyone will forever use it as a descriptor solely because he will fucking HATE it. #OrangeMonday

"I understand the struggles of renters. I talk to them regularly when I raise their rents." said Hamer. Full article here: chaser.com.au/national/ame...

Exactly. Why bother with the headache of dealing with the U.S.?

Prediction: Over the next couple of days the markets go into free fall. Stock prices tumble to clearance levels. Trump and his billionaire buddies swoop in and buy everything. Tariffs are reversed, the market recovers. But now billionaires control everything. Game, set, match.

BREAKING: “Europe has everything it needs to make it through the storm. We are in this together. If you take on one of us, you take on all of us” Ursula von der Leyen President of the European Commission 👏

Just imagine the cost of flights alone for Dutton to travel back and forth from Sydney to Canberra (rather than living at the Lodge). Artwork: Dave Pope #auspol #AusVotes25

how it started… how it’s going… two elections in a row, the liberal candidate has been a last minute no-show for the #kooyong climate forum. too afraid to address the community in the town hall where sir robert menzies once proudly stood.

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All that I can see in the world is rich people who have stolen most of the value that poor people created wanting to steal everything more, either from the poor, or later, each other until one person owns everything the logical conclusion of capitalism & neoliberalism then what? Good luck them

And yet Joe Rogan puts guests on who say "Vaccines aren't actually responsible for the reduction in infectious diseases.”

@johnfetterman.com is a disgrace to Jewish values and to democracy. He promised Jewish fascists to "escalate" a case against Mahmoud Khalil, who did NOTHING except protest, which apparently is not allowed in Fetterman's America. Absolutely despicable person. forward.com/news/703018/...

Dutton is a climate change denier. Dutton mocking Island Nations about Climate Change. #auspol #AusVotes25 #DontRiskDutton youtu.be/rGMrGlAHUq0?...