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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

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I told my wife about the accommodations national guardsmen are getting in LA and she said it’s like the Fyre Festival of troop deployments

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JCO just mogged Curtis Yarvin

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Brad Dourif is living his best life.

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Some Normans ready to launch an avalanche of horseflesh.

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Finished my Justaerin standard bearer and deredeo for my #sonsofhorus army. No telling what they’ll be like in 3rd Ed but they’ll find a use I’m sure. #30k #HorusHeresy #sonsofhoruslore #WarhammerCommunity #nerdlings

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10 man chaos legionaries squad for a friend. #warhammer #warhammer40k

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It’s hot

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Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

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"are fascists doing fascist things to distract you from fascism?" asks liberal who has somehow survived to adulthood

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Yesterday’s taco truck adventures has given me some wonderful pictures to use to advertise future games of Fistful of Lead. I’m striking while the iron is hot and scheduling demo games at my LGS.

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Good night

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Fun Italian Wars game of Lion/Dragon Rampant with a bit of Pikeman’s Lament thrown in

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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

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Family photo of the Raven Guard Legion so far. From little things, big things grow. A single Legions infantry sprue. A convincing collection. #warhammercommunity #RavenGuard #LegionsImperialis

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ICE is a criminal organization willfully carrying out illegal orders and the people of California are right to resist this. respect to the fighters and power to the people

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As an excuse (as if I needed one) to paint MORE of my favourite chapter I decided to adapt them to fit in with The Horus Heresy! So here is my Heresy era Blackshield 'Son of Prism' in all of his mysterious potentially heretical glory!! Hell ye 🌩️🌈 #warhammer #warhammercommunity #thehorusheresy

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

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Good afternoon from the worst dog in the entire world.

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Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that drilling holes in human skulls allows bad spirits to escape

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2nd raptor squad and chaos lord for a buddy’s #40k Word Bearers. #warhammer #warhammercommunity

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thinking of them

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i wanna live in the hexagon on saturn (i’m built different so i wouldn’t die)

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#Quar Just too darned cute. Super adorbs little infantry gun for close support and Company Cook on a bicycle with @badsquiddogames.bsky.social food supplies #Nerdlings #wargaming

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Kind of wild how little cultural cachet Rings of Power has. Aside from ads on Prime it's almost an entirely invisible franchise in my nerd-leaning social media circles. The only person I know who watches it is a dire hard LotR fan and even he seems to do it as a duty to which he is sadly resigned.

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Reposting here. I hope @frankconniff.bsky.social & @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social get the reference… 😖

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The same way a lot of people didn't realize how big the QAnon problem was until those fuckers literally stormed the capital, I fear we're a year or two away from a shocking discovery of just how many "seemingly normal" people have lost their minds "talking" with ChatGPT.

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Tactical Squad Hez'gan, recently reinforced at Nocturne, after suffering severe casualties in their last deployment. Now they've answered the call of Captain Pellas Mir'san and are prepared for retribution against all traitors #warhammer #warhammercommunity #salamanders #badabwar

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Just backed Forest King by Meridian Miniatures and sculpted by Ana Polanšćak. Beautiful miniature. www.kickstarter.com/projects/200...

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The thing I love most about the Genestealer Cults Abominant isn't that he's carrying a hammer that could flatten a Space Marine, it's his horrid little Igor scampering along at his leg going, "Nyeaaah! NYEEEAAAH!" at everything bigger than him.

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hi, divorce expert here! this is not funny, JD Vance only does this when he's in extreme distress.

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While you've all been distracted by the Trump/Musk argument, I've been reclaiming the fabulous Koh-i-Noor diamond from the crown of the Queen Mother and will at the stroke of midnight complete the mystic ritual that shall grant me the peacock throne and life eternal to rule over this planet!

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is being terminally online bad for you? yes does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off

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