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Either my Spotify app is having a bit of a moment, or the #MUFC sadness has well and truly washed over the Talk of the Devils lads.

Boy do I hope there are a load of Bucharest tickets waiting to make themselves known in the next couple of weeks 🙏🏻 #MUFC

Wonder how many people out there paid £66 a pop/£200 in total to watch us lose 3 home games in a row, in December of all times. If that doesn’t destroy ticket demand, nothing will.

Happy to see this new Sir Alex doc cover things beyond the treble. Feels like every one produced about United recently stops at 99 and ignores the following 14 years 🤷🏻‍♂️ #MUFC

Way too often, this team looks like nothing more than a bunch of glorified idiots. Same mistakes, over and over again.

It’s new shirt day for Iris! The old one is being retired now that Ella Toone has very kindly signed it to go up on the wall with her United flag 🫶🇾🇪 We’re going to get it framed with a Wembley photo and a print of Tooney’s wonder goal. Thank you, Ella! #MUFC #MUWomen

We are the pride of all Europe, the cock of the North etc etc…🤦🏻‍♂️

Untold amounts of dogshit goalkeeping in this game. Fucked it.

It’s on like donkey kong here!

Surely that Rashford Instagram story thing is fake?

Scoreline aside, thought United looked dangerous for the majority of that half. They will play into our hands by default - just need to be clinical with chances.

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

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Pep is gouging the fuck out of his fod tonight!

You fucking beauty!!!!!

There’s not a single second of any day when I don’t have the music from the crash site level of Astro Bot in my head.

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Game #30 of this kid’s football journey was a good one! 🇾🇪 She’s comfortably been to more games at 6 years old than I’d done by 20. Even started a few chants on Sunday 😄 #MUFC #MUWomen

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Arsenal genuinely don’t seem bothered whether any of their shots come to anything. If they get a deflection and a corner, they’re absolutely buzzin. Fair fucks to them, but it ain’t particularly pretty.

Iris just called me to her room cause she needed something, as I’m leaving to turn off the light she asks me what score United was. Told her to guess, she says 5-0, tell her it was 4, she gives me a high five. Doing something right ❤️🇾🇪

NQAT is gold standard MUFC content week after week. Get on it.

Many will undoubtedly disagree, but I felt it was nice to see Maguire get handed the armband when Bruno went off today. Never got anywhere near after being stripped of it by ETH but he is definitely still one of the few leaders in the squad. #MUFC

Are we all happy to settle down and watch MOTD2 tonight?

In my opinion, Manchester City must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.

Up the 4-0 FC Reds! 🇾🇪 #MUFC

Busby would like everyone to know that he now identifies as a Uni-Collie 🦄🐾

This is probably oversimplifying things, but the remaining 3% of tickets for home games would bring in around £145k for 2200 tickets at £66. 13 home games in the diary at the moment, so call it £1.9m with a large chunk of that going back to ST holders if they’re returns. What’s the point? #MUFC

Despite claims that 97% of tickets have been sold, United have suddenly released thousands of tickets for Newcastle, Southampton and Brighton at £66 each. This is greed. Do not buy.

Manchester United raise ticket prices for Members 💰 ⬇️ strettynews.com/2024/11/26/m...

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Going of the club’s own figures, United members make up around 30% of the 76000 at Old Trafford every game. United have just stuck two fingers up at thousands and thousands of fans with these hiked return prices. This needs reversing now. #MUFC

That ‘Baller League’ thing sounds absolutely fucking awful

£66 tickets, regardless of location in the stadium would be an absolute disgrace. Imagine paying that to sit in up the gods of the SAF stand. Absolute kick in the nads for loyal members. #MUFC