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Mountain man, and/ or man mountain. Trivia host. Woodworker. Rat race burn-out. And all round cheeky bastard.
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TIL my dog, who gets fed multiple times a day what with meals, snacks, and treats, had less discerning tastes than deer who exist largely on the kindness of strangers.

Putting empty after eight sleeves back in the box? Straight to jail.

Today in news you can't make up: the constitution has been removed from whitehouse.gov

Kicked awake this morning. By my dog. In the balls. Hopefully that's the worst thing that's gonna happen today.

#moonsky #evening

So my doctor told me I'm color blind last week. That was a real bolt from the purple, I can tell you.

So, now that laws don't matter anymore, what former #crimes will you be committing first? For me, it's all about the #heist. #NationOfNoLaws #FirstKingOfUsa #trump #usa #justice

Life with a reformed Dalek, day #36: things were going well until I mentioned going to see the doctor for a routine check up, at which Skarolina freaked out and launched into a screeching fit, yelling "exterminate!" over and over until she could be pacified.

There is no joy like Pearl Jam fans singing "seemed a harmless little FUCK"

I'm a goddamn adult and I'll eat the remaining half box of after eight mints for breakfast if I so choose.

USA: where the checks don't and the balances aren't.

For those so inclined.

Everyone's seeing these million dollar donations to Hirocheeto's inauguration fund as protection payments, right? It's not just me? #disappointedwithtimapple

Well this is quite the thing. apnews.com/article/trum...

Teaser for tonight's event at Sojourn Bookstore in Conifer, CO: Brush up on your muppets!