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I got married yesterday what the heck

I’m getting married today what the heck

When you watch a woman slowly losing her mind and have the dual* troubling thoughts of, "Ha, relatable" and "I think we'd be friends." The video is perfection, tho *and the secret third thought that you like all her boring work outfits, what is wrong with you?

I’d like to report that fiancé’s ten-year-old nephew wears jeans with fancy stitched pockets and 12-year-old niece is obsessed with Tokio Hotel and can’t wait to shop at Hot Topic. This is confusing to my 42-year-old ass.

Enjoy an unforgettable Friday night with diverse music and entertainment. Catch Skinny Katz's jazz on stage 4, Last Planet's atmospheric indie on the main stage, The Dream Tellers power trio in our "Avalon Ballroom," and Dawn In The Dark on stage 2. Don't miss this lineup.

Trying to finally watch Season Two of SEVERANCE but um, this is pretty boring?

justice for poe

This is still my ultimate "how do I pin someone else's skeet" material

Today is not only #WorldDraculaDay celebrating the publication of Stoker’s classic in 1897, it is also the birthday of #PeterCushing who entered the world a mere 16 years later in 1913. I shall definitely be giving #Dracula (1958) a rewatch today 🧛‍♂️🩸 #Gothic #HorrorSky

Kool-Aid Man, Jolly Green Giant, and Bob’s Big Boy: all physically large and unafraid of physical barriers. Then Chester the Cheetah for speed and fangs.

Thomas Hamilton, maker of last year's illuminating doc Boris Karloff: The Man Behind the Monster, is back with a new venture — a tribute to Vincent Price! Get in early on the Kickstarter campaign! A worthwhile project — or else I wouldn't be part of it! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tha...

@jrosehale.com HIIIIII!!!

Out to dinner with brother’s family. Sitting next to one-year-old niece. I feel something wet on my bare arm. Niece is trying to feed soggy bread to my Hans Gruber tattoo. 😆

It never fails that when I’m shooting a show outside, like at a festival, the tripod attracts all the children and dead-eyed parents who think it’s a great idea to stand, sit, run, and jump directly next to the expensive camera. Even when there’s room to stand and see all of 5 feet over.

Are we thinking TRON: ARES soundtrack?

Thanks to my many years of watching COLUMBO, whoever someone asks me for the time I assume they're fixing an alibi.

Is it less if you have osteoporosis?

Oh, dammit Cardinal Lawrence, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!

I would absolutely watch of show where Dr Rick from the Progressive commercials becomes a colleague of Dr Frasier Crane

I know a lot of people who could fall for this, and it might have been me if I hadn’t seen this thread.

Two of my favorite LGBTQ creators announced that they’re stepping back from making content in the near-ish future because of how toxic the entire world has been to them. I get it. I want them to be happy & healthy. But self-disappearing gay/trans folks is SUPER worrying. Fuck. I hate this planet.

SINNERS. Holy shit. Holy shit.

This really sucks. The CFPB’s ONE JOB was to protect YOU from the mega corps and banks trying to pick your pocket. And it’s just… gone.

Thing I Always Notice: when a TV show character interacts with someone who doesn’t speak in response. Guess they just didn’t have the budget for one more two-line co-star role.

Friend of a friend met Trent Reznor just, like, out on the sidewalk somewhere and here’s how I feel about it

I love NEW GIRL despite this, but MAN the car product placement got BLATANT.

Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

They can’t glide if something happens to the engine. They fall like a rock. Freaks me out.

I understand Karoline Leavitt will no longer be responding to emails where the sender has pronouns in their sig bc “they do not believe in biological truth.” Okey dokey, so it’s totally fair game to call her a cunt then. We’re calling people names to fit their biology, right?

Rewatching NEW GIRL and getting major nostalgia for the era of ModCloth dresses, ballet flats, and relative economic stability.

Hooting and hollering*