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NEWS! Winston Churchill was a 'despised dictator' for cancelling wartime elections, insists Elon Musk https://buff.ly/41aJtOd

Golfo del Gringo Loco! 🤣

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when you want to get a job at DOGE with a one line resume

Trump continues his role as agent of Chaos

My friend quit his job at BMW today. . . Of course, he gave no indication he was leaving. #joke #jokes

Elon Musk is angry people keep calling Tesla vehicles "swasticars." He's Führious

Google Meet is warning me that if i don't reconfirm my mobile number I may not be able to use it in the future.... Are they threatening me with a good time?

Patriots setting fire to libraries in Glasgow in 3... 2...

The new #Tesla Model Y is available to order in the UK But..... There's a reported sensitivity in the steering, be careful when you turn right because it could swerve far right #ModelY #ElonMusk #Romansalute #SeigHeil #NaziSalute

Are we sure this isn't what's happening? 😂🤣 #Elon #Musk #romansalute #Inauguration #Nazisalute #joke #jokes

Take some tissues when you see #weliveintime at the cinema

Dear Brexiters and Right-wing nationalsts, The EU never told us which prime ministers we're allowed to have, but Farage collaborated with a foreign billionaire to help him buy Downing Street. How are you feeling now?

Today brings another reminder that the guy who owns the "better than the other place" is really no better than the guy who owns "the other place".

Why do we still have the narrative that "so and so Govt blah blah gets this much money but they took away Winter Fuel Allowance from pensioners" when it's energy companies making £billions profit from energy prices.? I found 2019 winter quarterly bill that was only £20 more than last month's!!

Looks like the ISP is updating my WIFI router. Let's see if this tip works: Record your current router name and password(s) for all bands Put these in the new one, so all you tech and IoT stuff should transfer over easily

After a 4 years hiatus from playing #EliteDangerous, I thought I'd give it a go again to defend Sol from the Thargoids. Suffice it to say, I got to the rebuy screen very quickly 😆

So good that I have to steal it!

This is your reminder to get a library card. They have so many services and basically all of them are free.

It's kind of funny to see this happening so literally except they're getting mad they can't get to the last panel.

RIP Dame Maggie Smith

Can’t believe they let someone drive their Cybertruck right into the newsroom

Vaccination saves lives and money in two ways. 1) Directly reducing hospitalization and other health care costs in those vaccinated 2) Reducing transmission and thereby protecting even the unvaccinated. Free COVID boosters would be an excellent public health investment.

Funny #RobertPatrick easter egg reference in eps 1 of new #Reacher season 2

It was such a joy to be on the Advisory Board for this exhibition (with @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com, @aliettedb.bsky.social, Roz Kaveney). Tanya Kirk, @mjrsangster.bsky.social and the rest of the curatorial team did a wonderful job. Please go see it if you can. www.theguardian.com/books/2023/o...

A frequent visitor, unfortunately 😕

What an experience! Waiting in a NHS Urgent Care Unit supporting a friend since 3am. It's nearly 10.30am. 7.5 hours, and without sleep! Thank you #Tories for your years of undermining the #NHS

I feel like people who write newspaper columns keep saying the same thing