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Founding member of Gourmet Left. Lover of Fender. All views are not my own.
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Goodbye old friend.

If you need cheering up, the replies to this will help.

Not now, Friday 13th. We’ve got plenty of totally rational things to be scared of, thanks.

Freedom of speech doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t sometimes just shut the fuck up.

While I understand the principle of rage rooms, I don't understand the point when we have bottle banks.

Happy Caturday! Here's a thread of railway station kitties for your admiration. #Cat #Caturday #ProofOfCat

I've been given a Chromebook and want to use it for music recording. Has anyone got suggestions as to what DAW and audio interface would be good?

Should we talk about the weather? Should we talk about the Government?

If you get the chance, go to the David Hockney: Bigger & Closer (Not smaller & further away) exhibition at the Lightoom in Lewis Cubitt Square. You won't regret it.

Me: I'd like a full scale length Jaguar. I'll see if there is one. Blimey.

Happy 30th birthday

On the bright side, "Squalid Experiment" and "Incalculable Damage" are both great names for bands

My REM top three opening tracks: 1) Finest Worksong 2) Begin The Begin 3) What's The Frequency, Kenneth?

Off to see the guitar man tomorrow. There will be photos, if any progress has been made on the Bearduar. bsky.app/profile/simo...

Something for the indoor cat owners www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1703...

I've been reappraising my opinion several REM albums and can confirm that Out Of Time is better than I remembered.

Hey #guitar sky, I did another vid. Let’s talk magnets! 🧲 🎸

Is anyone else so critical of music they do that they endlessly re-record and/ or re-mix it? I mean, does Peter Buck listen to Document and think "I wish I had done the guitar parts on King of Birds better"? (That's not to say there's anything wrong with the guitar parts on King of Birds, mind.)

I've been cleaning cat shit of a litter tray, and the scoop we used for taking cat shit out of the litter tray. How's your day going?

A man outside a yet-to-open piano shop signals frantically to the woman inside to let him in. This is clearly a musical emergency.

We've all had them.

Just realised that my studio monitors have been turned on for about 4 months.

Couldn't find my copy of Murmur and was on the brink of accusing my REM hating other half of hiding it when I found it.

The one on the left will be set-up when I find my Allen keys, the one on the right needs new strings. #guitar